Quote Originally Posted by Jizzle Blizzle420
Dude, thats intense. I hope me Amsterdam story doesnt turn out that scary...
Yeah no shit. Papi and I are planning to Do the Dam in '08. And we are both idiots. We'll probably both end up fucking midgets and apologizing for it later.
Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on . My nightmare in Amsterdam Friday night. Stoned and drunk as usual. An acquaintance asks me if I want to go to Amsterdam, and he means right now. Sure, I said, right after I fuck your wife. But he was serious. He got in a taxi, and at four o'clock gave me a call. He tells me he's outside, the flights are booked, the credit cards are getting cold, the taxi-driver is getting sufficiently pissed off, and to get out of bed before he smokes this entire joint to himself. Five am. We're outside the airport, caned and cold. Rating: 5