Bored of sex?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Have you tried it in a box...with a fox...?

:S2:


I can't believe I got to say that. As I was reading through the pages, I swore someone would've beat me to it! LOL Sorry...not a serious response...but I crack myself up sometimes.


Serious response...Enhance the LOVE! Take time off? Do it slooowly....


I dunno...I just wanted to say the Dr. Suess quote. I'll stop now.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

You are a hot mess.

[TheFatKid]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

[stinkyattic]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

Can you draw a diagram plz?

Green Fog, lol @ Dr. Seuss!!!

Rebgirl... Have you done it in a boat? Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a tam? Have you done it dipped in jam?
I could go on an on.
We should make a Dr. Seuss, Sex therapist thread!
ooh ima go start it now!!!

[MadSativa]

Whips, chains, and tortillas. Trust me.

That ,....well that is fuckin halariousimp: imp:

[mrdevious]

Try sex on a psilocybin mushroom trip. Trust me, THAT would be intense!

[Hookah314]

i know some people already brought up taking a break but make a game out of it...see who can be teased the hardest and longest with out having sex and im not talking about minutes or hours. like days just tease the fuck out of them until you see who cant stand it any longer.
ya know?

[Canadien.]

Try sex on a psilocybin mushroom trip. Trust me, THAT would be intense!

Or right as your getting off take a deep hit of salvia.

[SuperTorch]

Man this thread is total proof that no one else has any ideas either and it's a serious problem. I mean this is a major problem of monogamy, and a major issue in all most all relationships. Who the hell can have sex with the same person for 30 years yet that is what a great marriage is or so they say. Her problem is SO COMMON once the kink and freak has been played out over and over it just becomes a WHAT DO WE DO NOW sticking point. Truth be told I'm not sure Man/Woman was meant to do this, but to each his own if you can. Hell I don't have any answers either other than abstain for a while and see how that works, or your going to have to learn ROMANCE if you haven't already thats is based around love and not fucking. This is a difficult question to answer how do you keep sex exciting once you done it 500+ times in every location and every situation imaginable. To me it screams disclosed additional partners other than that I have no idea, think about it what if either one of you could sleep with whoever you want and know it's not about betrayal or distrust or disrespect but just about keeping new sex alive and sharing details always keeping safe, I'm not talking about swinging parties but about individual rights that allow more sexual freedom. I've been in this situation and am kinda in it right now, before I just blow off someone I like because there is no sex fever left, I'm going to tell them what I think may help with her having just as many rights as me but for now just other girls. Otherwise your head for splits-ville and you might as well learn something or you'll be right back at the same door in you next relationship. See I don't have much to say either. And before I get a bunch of male idiots saying HEY SUPERTORCH send her my way - She won't accept anything less than 7" Cut and Thick after having me.

[Canadien.]

And before I get a bunch of male idiots saying HEY SUPERTORCH send her my way - She won't accept anything less than 7" Cut and Thick after having me.

.... or a fat hit of salvia.

[ericwt]

One word- Fudgesicles!