Bored of sex?

[stinkyattic]

Tantra, .

we have a winner! The Male Multiple = wOOt

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL!

[xcrispi]

Right on. When all else fails, put something in somebody's butt.

:mrs g. always tries to promote buttsex of all varieties.:

For extra fun, dress him like a girl first, take him out in public, and make out with him. You know, go for the full experience.

Fuk yeah Mrs. Greenjeans you get rep for that 1 .
Tooooo Funny . :thumbsup:
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Crispi, I have not yet begun to kink his root. He just don't know.

I figure I can keep us married for a while on that alone. And I can cook, and grow excellent dope. I'm a shoe in.

[Reefer Rogue]

Keep at it.

[stinkyattic]

I hate this thread =[

why? it's hysterical! it's filthy! it makes no sense! it's PERFECT.

[Reefer Rogue]

why? it's hysterical! it's filthy! it makes no sense! it's PERFECT.

darn i didn't read the thread and this proves it i changed it and now it looks stupid. I hated it because i thought the thread was about all these people who are all bored of sex and i can't get any, well it kind of is so blah

I have nothing against anyone though don't get me wrong, i hope you start enjoying sex again reb

good luck

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ahh, it all becomes clear now.
Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm not bored of it.

And truth be told, neither is Reb. She's just bored, period.

There. I said it.

[TheGreenFog]

Have you tried it in a box...with a fox...?



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I can't believe I got to say that. As I was reading through the pages, I swore someone would've beat me to it! LOL Sorry...not a serious response...but I crack myself up sometimes.


Serious response...Enhance the LOVE! Take time off? Do it slooowly....


I dunno...I just wanted to say the Dr. Suess quote. I'll stop now.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[higher4hockey]

my theory on sex with the same person over and over again, is like eating the same cereal every day, who wants to do that right ? wrong!

for instance, "i eat cheerios every day of my life"
well cheerios by themselves get pretty damn boring. if imagination is used on said cheerios, they can get pretty interesting and colorful. for instance you can put strawberries, bananas, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, grapes, sugar, coat them in syrup, fuck you can do anything! put some tabasco on those fuckers.... "ok so i eat on mondays cheerios with bananas, tuesday cheerios with strawberries so on and so forth and now im getting bored with the routine."
well fuck, switch it up...put strawberries and bananas together. hell leave out the cheerios and eat the fruit and syrup.

the point im trying to get at, is you can NEVER say i've done everything.