OMFG - funniest/stupidest strain description

[tomasinho]

I was looking through the www.rickyseeds.com catalogue and found something that I thought was pretty f-ing hilarious (copy and pasted below)... Notice the price too...check out the website if you get a chance. There is a lot more funny/stupid shit. This ricky guy is a straight goon! lol!
Every time I read this strain description it gets funnier!

Triplenode var.Tavares (name of the strain)

Indoor/Outdoor


New genetics that are being introduced to the marijuana world. Triplenode grows with triple nodes on each nodular intersection from seedling. These genetics have been selectively bred to enhance this new mutation into the next generation. Triple nodular growth will result in much denser bud production and more budding sites. 50% more bud. 50% more hash. 50% more oil. 50% more rope or fibres. Very rare genetics and never seen before. As rare as the main attraction in every zoo around the world (white panda, albino Tiger etc..). Genetically enginered and modified naturally without any chemicals. Increase your profits 50% more. Works great in "Scrog" (screen of green). Fills up the screen very well. More "scrog" less plants ! This batch of seeds came from a seedling mother with 12 triplenodes high, from germination. Blew me away, as I was very impressed that the growing pattern continued up to the 12th node. The Triplenode is a very thirsty plant that loves wet roots which would be great for "flood tables" as well, due to the plants ability to absorb an unbelievable amount of water through its root system. World wide discovery done here in the good old "Steel City" (Hamilton). From Hamilton's breeding laboratory and now available to the world. Latest evolution of marijuana domestication (year 2006). First topping will result in triple the tops, more than what we are all used to. Once you go Triplenode you'll never go back. The sky is the limit (Ricky Tavares). Good Luck !!

Growing tip: Top seedling after last triplenode (5-12th node).


Payment procedures: Make multiple money orders total $20,000.00 . Any overpayment will be contributed to the Cancer Research Centre. Thank you.


$20,000.00 Canadian funds (10 seeds)

tomasinho Reviewed by tomasinho on 03-26-2007. OMFG - funniest/stupidest strain description I was looking through the www.rickyseeds.com catalogue and found something that I thought was pretty f-ing hilarious (copy and pasted below)... Notice the price too...check out the website if you get a chance. There is a lot more funny/stupid shit. This ricky guy is a straight goon! lol! Every time I read this strain description it gets funnier! Triplenode var.Tavares (name of the strain) Indoor/Outdoor New genetics that are being introduced to the marijuana world. Triplenode grows Rating: 5

[tomasinho]

Oh snap! Only $20,000 - what a bargain! How about 20 gagilliongillion dollars!!!!

[Scarlet Sky]

lol, 20 grand....

[Matt the Funk]

lawlz.

[tomasinho]

once you go triplenode - you never go back....

[fishman3811]

Fucking guy is nuts if he thinks anyone is going to pay 20 000$ for 10 seeds.does it come with a car?What a fucking idiot.....

[stinkyattic]

. Very rare genetics and never seen before. As rare as the main attraction in every zoo around the world (white panda, albino Tiger etc..). Genetically enginered $20,000.00 Canadian funds (10 seeds)

This is the best part... Never seen before my ass; I've had at LEAST 4 or 5 of these so-called triplenode plaants go through my garden over the years... it's fucking whorled phytolaxy... wtf... dumbass scam artist wannabe.:wtf:

[tomasinho]

He is also selling Dutch Passion Blueberry F2's for $250. The F1's are like $80. from dutch passion. Isnt that like really bad underground copyright infringement?

[stinkyattic]

the breeders from Dutch Passion need to sic their lawyers on him. That's wrong!