spread ur cheeks and lift ur sack...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.

See?^ I'm not the only freak on here.

Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on 03-26-2007. spread ur cheeks and lift ur sack... yeh, saturday thats the kind of search i got. not even me but EVERYONE in the house, and there was at least 50-60 people there. luckily we got a heads up on the cops so we hid our shit in cabinets and in the chimney LOL, cuz they didnt have a warrant. but i thought that was a little intense for a house party, they acted like we were fuckin trafficin heroin or somethin lol. so i didnt know how many people have had this kind of intesnse pat down, but if you have you might like it, i got a chub:p Rating: 5

[206 DankySpanky]

sounds very awkward

i saw quagmire on ur AV and i just imagined him and a hot female officer sayiing "spread your cheeks and lift ur sack" and him bein like gigggity giggity

[Abunai]

Haha that's crazy man...one time a cop hopped over my fence and told a friend of mine who was pissing to turn around with his hands up - "hold on, i'm doin somethin here" zipzip...pretty awkward n funny if you don't say so..

[206 DankySpanky]

Oh...I thought she gave you the ol' in-n-out.

Girls too 'eh? Prettty hot.

yo Frivolous have u seen A Clockwork Orange?

[LegalizeTheGreen]

You should have asked for a happy ending.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

OMFG!!!!! Happy ending has been the running joke around my house all week.

Although after the grapeseed-oil-at-7-in-the-morning-handjob, we now call it a Happy Beginning.

[Gunner420]

she did cup my balls and rub her hand around the crack of my ass. did it to everyone, even the girls with skirts on

girls with skirts have balls!?!?!?!?!?!?

lol jk