Quote Originally Posted by ju99al0b0mb3r
THIS IS THE TRUTH RIGHT HERE

In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told.
Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
-- George Carlin Politically Incorrect, May 29, 1997

Was gonna say that sounded so George. I love his teachings lol.

I just love how people are so self centered they think because they can "think and are aware" that reality is different.. Reality... Is reality dude. It goes without us.. This earth.. The "real world" exists without you. And your mind. And your awareness.. Do you know who Made ALLLLLLLL This??? God.
This is yet another reason, why when a girl is bobbin on Prunes knob... She remarks... Oh .....My God........Meaning.. Pleasure so grand it must be heavenly... lol. I agree God lives in me. I try to walk with him. I try to associate with him. And so therefore his way rubs off on me.. Thats Jesus..
Thats the lord.. Ask any grower.. They have much peace with the lord.. Allowing you to cultivate life before them as he does.. What a feeling of joy and pride and love... He Loves us.... To ignore him or deny his existance is like a plant of yours saying I don't want to give you gorgeous buds creator of me. How sad..........Here Jesus... Have some of my beautiful gorgeous stinky buds... I'll smoke with you..