Suck My Kiss

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I am listening to Nine Inch Nails. It is inspiring me as a make my evil plans

Eric is planning hostile merger. All your base will belong to him. Plan accordingly.

U shall not prosper eeeevil Eric.

[ericwt]

How cute! Wait, Dam my Lego fort!

You may have won this time... But I will be back!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I feel like straight up shit.

I'm trying to stop taking these goddamn opiates, but I can't believe I'm feeling physical withdrawls. These little fuckers are no good. Thank god for mary.

But hey, at least it's saturday.

Dude, send 'em my way. I get steroid shots for my wrist, but they wear off after awhile. I have another week to go until my next shot, so I supplement with some percs provided by a chick who routinely fucks her computer up. I fix it, she fixes me. Everybody wins!

The withdrawals from the pills suck ass, but only last about a week. Keep smoking your herb, and drink a lot of water. Sleep when your body says sleep. Catnip tea and valerian root tea help too. I know whereof I speak.

Edited to say: did I ever tell you you're really cute? You look like a dude that came to my house trying to sell me magazines the other day. He was so hot I felt bad for not buying anything. I wanted to give him money just for being young and fine.

[Polymirize]

all you people with your weekends. Saturday still falls within my work week, so... I hate you all.

I'm feeding into that loathing by rocking tool and nin hard today.

Also, I'm still feeling some david bowie from earlier.



PS, I was just kidding about the hating you all part... I don't really hate you. well, not all of you.

[Maggz]

id rather suck your titssssssssss

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

How cute! Wait, Dam my Lego fort!

You may have won this time... But I will be back!

Your kung fu is no good here. I trained under Master Lu Chi.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

all you people with your weekends. Saturday still falls within my work week, so... I hate you all.

I'm feeding into that loathing by rocking tool and nin hard today.

Also, I'm still feeling some david bowie from earlier.



PS, I was just kidding about the hating you all part... I don't really hate you. well, not all of you.

You only hate the parts of me that don't provide pleasure. Fortunately for you, I don't have any parts like that.

[ericwt]

Your kung fu is no good here. I trained under Master Lu Chi.

A Karate cat on Ramen noodles? I will sway the cat to my side with real food!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I have Golden Happy Chopstick.

Please to be enjoying your meal.

I am not supposed to be on here still. I said I was going to bed 30 minutes ago.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

I feel like a million happy people :jointsmile: