yeah vasoline wouldnt work, because how would it suffocate? its head is already burrowed into your skin. youd just coat its body.
halfassedjediknight Reviewed by halfassedjediknight on . A real high killer Me and my friends go out to smoke a few bowls in this forest near our highschool. Then after we were done we went into the school to watch a play. So in the middle of the play I feel a burning on my stomach. I touch it and feel something and pull on it. Then I look at what it is and can't see it (it was dark). So I pull out my cellphone to shine light on it and see a fucking bug. I was really high and start freaking the fuck out. I had to leave all my friends and my dad came and picked me up. Rating: 5