A real high killer

[bobthenuker]

Me and my friends go out to smoke a few bowls in this forest near our highschool. Then after we were done we went into the school to watch a play. So in the middle of the play I feel a burning on my stomach. I touch it and feel something and pull on it. Then I look at what it is and can't see it (it was dark). So I pull out my cellphone to shine light on it and see a fucking bug. I was really high and start freaking the fuck out. I had to leave all my friends and my dad came and picked me up. My mom took the tick out completely that night, but not before my dad screamed at me for getting the tick in the first place(he's an ass). Fuckin ticks.

bobthenuker Reviewed by bobthenuker on 03-24-2007. A real high killer Me and my friends go out to smoke a few bowls in this forest near our highschool. Then after we were done we went into the school to watch a play. So in the middle of the play I feel a burning on my stomach. I touch it and feel something and pull on it. Then I look at what it is and can't see it (it was dark). So I pull out my cellphone to shine light on it and see a fucking bug. I was really high and start freaking the fuck out. I had to leave all my friends and my dad came and picked me up. Rating: 5

[Jesta]

What a coincidence. I got a tick on me tonite too while I was baked and me and my friend freaked out. That's the only thing I don;t like about the woods.

[MotleyCrueBoy24]

AHHHHHHHH YOu got fuckeddd

[Samwhore]

ticks are bloodsuckers, thats nasty, I hope you didnt get any diseases

[MisterGreen]

damn that sucks. i had a tick once when i was little but i don't remember. one of my friends says shit like "it's fuckin tits" if somethin's real cool and you sayin that made me laugh.

[halfassedjediknight]

your mom didnt just yank it out did she? the head can get stuck in your bloodstream that way, and you can get lime disease.

you gotta burn em off.

[WakingDream]

Or suffocate it with petroleum jelly. It should back out on its own.

[Matt the Funk]

I was pretty high. And got my ass beat. THAT is a buzzkill. Then having the cops come ask you questions....

[Reefer Rogue]

ewwwwwwwwww

[bobthenuker]

na yo my moms a nurse, and she's had experience before, she dug deep and grabbed the bastard by the head instead of the body. And petroleum jelly doesn't work, its just a folk tale that it suffocates the tick.