Walked out of my physical.

[Sweeney]

I had everything planned out for my drug test and physical I had to take today. Had a ziploc of a buddys piss that was clean. She had me empty my pockets and I did everything except the bag. Handed me the cup and stood right by the door in the most quietest place in the world so anytime I did something it was heard. It took awhile to get the bag out of my pocket without making noise.

I finally got it out but it was complicated to do without making noise. So I set the bag behind the toilet and came out and said I couldn't pee. She's like okay well take the physical right now then. Everything was good except for the fact that i'm going color blind. So after that was done I had to try again with the same results. So she sent me to the lobby to drink water. She called me in and told me to get my stuff out of the box cause other people need to use it. I was like can't I come back after lunch or something and she said no you can't leave.

So i'm sitting in the lobby stressing bout what i'm gonna do and how i'm gonna do this. So I just said fuck it and walked out. The bag of piss is still behind the toilet.

Sweeney Reviewed by Sweeney on 03-23-2007. Walked out of my physical. I had everything planned out for my drug test and physical I had to take today. Had a ziploc of a buddys piss that was clean. She had me empty my pockets and I did everything except the bag. Handed me the cup and stood right by the door in the most quietest place in the world so anytime I did something it was heard. It took awhile to get the bag out of my pocket without making noise. I finally got it out but it was complicated to do without making noise. So I set the bag behind the toilet Rating: 5

[Trip06]

LMAO, once that nurse found that bag ol piss they said what a stoner. LOL. Bags of piss HAHAHAHA. Well Im sorry but I cant see why its so hard for people to just not smoke for 2 weeks and pass. Anyways thanks for the laugh man hope you pass next time.

oh cant they tell its fake by the tempature anyways?

[action.420]

I have to say the ziploc bag was a poor choice of containers. You already had one bust/come open on the kitchen counter spewing piss everywhere. I don't even like soft sided containers. I prefer a bottle and you know these people have better things to do than put their ear to the door. At least you should have brought a pin. Sorry though dude. Try for a different container next time. Or at least have a coughing fit while making noise.

yeah, i recently had a drug test for a local summer job. And followed the sub. guide here on the forums. I used an 8 oz shampoo bottle and just wore two pairs of boxers briefs. Lodged that fucker up under my nutsack. Took it out, pissed in the toilet and poured the shampoo bottle into the container. Viola! Job is now mine. GL on the next go through. I'd recommend using a bottle though. Or you could tape it to your leg....but that would hurt. :wtf:

[bluntblaze]

hahaahahha well id kiss that one good bye

lmao

[Iguana]

Wish I was self-employed. I just don't know where to begin.

[Matt the Funk]

LOL. Wow dude. BOLD.

[JaggedEdge]

What is this phyisical and drug test for? Is it for a job? I have never had both in one day... and if it were just a doctors appointment, what difference does it make if you pass or fail the drug test?

[Sweeney]

It's for a job.

[budsmoker only]

it doesnt seem like a ziploc bag makes much noise, im sorry but it seems like you kinda fucked up...

[ATrain]

That is some crazy shit! So what happens now that you bailed on it? Are you going to give them an excuse or just pass on the job?