so my highschool was terribly overcrowded so there were trailer classes that were fenced in but there was alot of open space to chill and alot of people would smoke ciggs there and a few would burn the good stuff (before the deans/school saftey officers started patrolling). Anyway, In health class i was very stoned. The teacher started talking about smoking (ciggs) going on about how its bad for you blah blah, then she askes if anyone smokes on the campus. I knew alot of people in the class smoke so i raised my hand, but nobody else really raised their hands, so i put mine down quickly trying to go un noticed, obviously she saw me. So i was like "Oh noo, i thought you meant weed". It kinda just slipped out. There was an akward silence then laughter by the class. The teacher was chill enough not to report me to the deans. it was all good.
that same teacher wass telling us about how the serving size for a bowl of cereal should be no laarger than your fist. Later that night when i was good and stoned i poured a huge bowl of that ego cereal, (that shit is bangin btw). Once its poured i hold my fist up to the bowl started bursting out laughing.