"Stoner" Moments.

[cannabis=freedom]

I once blew out instead of in when toking. It made a "pfffut" sound and the weed flew out of the bowl. We all laughed forever.

[206 DankySpanky]

I once blew out instead of in when toking. It made a "pfffut" sound and the weed flew out of the bowl. We all laughed forever.

dude i smoked this guy out awhile back. he's not a big toker. and i was letting him hit my bong and he did that and got my bud all wet i was like " BITCH HELL NAW!! RAWWW, WTF MAN" . he was all like "oopsie" but im a nice guy so i let it slide next thing i kno 2 hits later and he did it again. "WTF BITCH" i was pisssed. i told him to bounce haha. i was blazed to so that shoud show how uncool it was. usually i would have just laughed but for sum reason it jus pised me off that he did it twice

[affasd]

dude i would've been pissed too if he ruined two bowls lol

[Reefer Rogue]

One day my friend Nick and I went to the mall when blazed and rode those 25 cents machines. People began to gather and take pics with their cell phones. Then we went outside and and Nick flicked a cig onto the ground but the wind made it hit this older women behind us. Well she lost it and i told her, "shut up you old c*nt, your just mad b/c your slit is like sand paper." and then a security guard came over and started to lecture us, asked if we were under the influene and I went, 'Shutup, you look like the before picture of Jared from Subway!." and then he got on his walkie talkie and we bolted.....good times haha

HAHA, wow that's funny.

[GHoSToKeR]

http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-...amsterdam.html

lol

[Wintersweet]

God, there's so many good ones.
Let's see...

Alright, Halloween 2005 I threw a party in my basement. There was no smoking during the actual party, just because there's some really good kids who don't drink or do drugs or anything. But after the party, a couple friends stay behind and spend the night. And we smoke a lot.
So I'm high, and I decide to bring down the strobe light, the blacklight, and the glow-in-the-dark ouija board of mine. The board's glowing from the backlight, and the strobe's on the floor.

My friend looks over at the ouija board on the floor and starts FREAKING out. "It's moving! FUCK, dude! It's fucking moving!" And I go over to her, and I'm like, "Dude, don't be rediculous, you're fucking high. The ouija board is NOT moving". But she keeps saying it is. In my attempt to prove it's not, I look over at the ouija board. The strobe is on the ground behind it, creating this illusion that it actually is moving across my floor on it's own.

But I'm too high to think correctly. And I SCREAM when I see it. I scream, hide behind one of those supporting poles in my basement, and wake up my entire family. At one in the morning.
And the other friend just starts laughing her ass off, while Tiffany keeps going "I TOLD you it was fucking moving, man. I told you!"

Never have lived that one down.

[lagstronaut]

One time there was mass going on in the gym at my (catholic) school, and I was so blazed out of my mind and bored as fuck. I turned to this really hot ass teacher, stared at her tits for maybe like 25 seconds (no lie), and while the Preist was talking I said kinda loud "when the hell is this class over?!" while still staring at the hot ass teachers tits. Once I refocused I noticed everyone was looking at me

[Frivolous248]

Aight, heres a good one that happened the other night.

Me 'n my friend made a bong with a socket as the bowl. After blazin' a ton of bowls out of it (we smoked 2g throughout the night, over a gram in that bong, so needless to say its a bit warm) and the metal socket bowl falls out.

My friend goes to pick it up and goes "ow, thats hot"

THEN he goes to pick it up again, and I'm like "Don't pick it up!"

Hes like "Why?! Is that bad?!"

And I'm like "Its hot!"

[Metaphor]

so my highschool was terribly overcrowded so there were trailer classes that were fenced in but there was alot of open space to chill and alot of people would smoke ciggs there and a few would burn the good stuff (before the deans/school saftey officers started patrolling). Anyway, In health class i was very stoned. The teacher started talking about smoking (ciggs) going on about how its bad for you blah blah, then she askes if anyone smokes on the campus. I knew alot of people in the class smoke so i raised my hand, but nobody else really raised their hands, so i put mine down quickly trying to go un noticed, obviously she saw me. So i was like "Oh noo, i thought you meant weed". It kinda just slipped out. There was an akward silence then laughter by the class. The teacher was chill enough not to report me to the deans. it was all good.
that same teacher wass telling us about how the serving size for a bowl of cereal should be no laarger than your fist. Later that night when i was good and stoned i poured a huge bowl of that ego cereal, (that shit is bangin btw). Once its poured i hold my fist up to the bowl started bursting out laughing.

[PENCIL]

I forgot my dang PIN number at the ATM machine. The one I've been using forever.