Today I only had one class so at 9am my best friend (total goody 2 shoes) and I drove down into town to get my 18th birthday stuff.

I went to a store called Trails Department store first. It is basically a headshop that also sells clothes. I ended up buying a bong, a grinder with a kief screen, cellulose rolling papers, and a 1 hitter bat. Then I went to a store called Fascinations which is an erotic superstore and bought Hustler after walking around for a bit grinning like an idiot. I saw someguy who looked just like my creepy math teacher looking through magazines like it was National Geographic! We were looking at magazines when I accidentally knocked over a magazine called "Global Warming", and it happened to be a gay magazine with a naked guy posing on the front... I quickly put it back and grabbed my magazine and checked out. When I was checking out at the counter, one of my mom's friends walks into the store... awkward...

So after that I went to Sports Authority to try to buy myself a pellet gun but they only had ones that were $100 and up. So we went to a gas station where I usually buy papers from a guy who works there for $5 since I am underage and that is his "no carding fee", but today I pulled out the exact change, gave a grin, then whipped out my ID! We all laughed and then went home with our booty we scored.

ps. Some muffins had nuts and some didn't

So here is the loot I got today!
Picture 1) All my goodies!
2) Jet lighter and grinder disassembled
3) Leftover muffin, bugler rolling tobacco (practice rolling joints), Peach philies for my friend, and some free Trails stickers
4)Hustler! JB crystal clear papers, bat 1-hitter pipe, and free lighter
5) Da Daa Daa Da Da DAAAAA!!!! MY BONG!!!!!!!! HAPPY BONG-DAY to ME!

I am also getting a 1/8 of Juicy Fruit for tonight.
Dr.Hashman Reviewed by Dr.Hashman on . It's my 18th birthday! Today, the 23 of March, marks a great day in my life. Today is the day I am going to a headshop to buy my first professional made BONG!:rastabong: Then I am also going to pick up a nice little glass pipe XD :pipe: I love being 18 already for those reasons! Oh, and I have to register for the draft as it is required by the US Government.:wtf: Rating: 5