Quote Originally Posted by StarcommanderX
try taking a shit all in one push. once i got a good three pounds of shit out. i was sitting slightly, like an inch above the toilet seat cause the shit just piled. made the plumber work for his money!!!
I just knocked the bong over. This thread is fucking great! But Y'all have a lot of time on your hands. Perhaps some shit, as well.

Regarding "Prarie Dogging," I beleive that Freud referred to that as the ANAL stage. See? That only costs me $40,000 a year.