FENCE JUMPERS>>GRRRR!

[Kenn]

Every season anyone who grows knows about the dreaded fence jumpers,the scum who cant grow weed and cant afford to buy it,think they have the God given right to jump ur fence and steal ur crop. Ive been lucky till last nite when i was awoken by strange noises in my yard. I knew it had to be fence jumpers,i could hear voices too so i knew it was more than one and i was on my own no weapons, what the fuck was i gonna do ?,then i remembered the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, i was in a panic and i didnt av time to think but f..k it , i ran out the back door yellin at the top of my lungs YOURE DEAD sprayin the fkn fire extinguisher at the thieves.It must of scared the shit out of them cause they ran like the bitches they were,they were over that fence and outta there.So i saved my plant this time. has anyone else got a fence jumper story or good idea for homemade traps??

Kenn Reviewed by Kenn on 03-23-2007. FENCE JUMPERS>>GRRRR! Every season anyone who grows knows about the dreaded fence jumpers,the scum who cant grow weed and cant afford to buy it,think they have the God given right to jump ur fence and steal ur crop. Ive been lucky till last nite when i was awoken by strange noises in my yard. I knew it had to be fence jumpers,i could hear voices too so i knew it was more than one and i was on my own no weapons, what the fuck was i gonna do ?,then i remembered the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, i was in a panic Rating: 5

[five0addict]

yea killem all!

idk id get a bb gun, a nice vantage point and snipe the fuckers!

[Inferius]

jesus...
put up some fishing line all around your plant, it'll be invisible at night and they'll fucking closeline themselves, and you could put another one with some cans to wake you up.
Fuck those stupid pricks, a theif who steals herb? For all they know they're killing their friend's grandmother. You need to get a high powered bb pellet locked and loaded and wait for the fuckers.
I bet they'll be back...

[miraz]

set some C-4 explosives around the fence. Detonate a warning blast next tiem you suspect them being out there. Should do the trick, and if they are already there when you do the warning shot....No more problem.

[Pink_Floyd]

HAHAHAAHHHAAH you sir made my day!
And way to go! You gotta get a dog or something to keep these sons of bitches away

[Nochowderforyou]

Get some fishing line like someone suggested, or some piano wire and set it up around your plot. That will slice them real nice.

If people are finding your grow you're either not hiding them well enough, or one too many people now by loose lips. You should really do a better job about keeping those things to yourself and keeping those plants hidden.

I don't have to wrry about theives anymore. I have a balcony 6 floors up.

[azure]

the c4s good but you should just convert one of the overlooking windows of your house into a turret, mount an m60 on there as well, then get motion detectors linked to an alarm by your bed, the detectors also setting off a floodlight. good luck

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

You should invest in a paintball gun. Ohhh do those bastards hurt like hell. Will ruin whatever they are wearing as well.

[thcbongman]

I'd set up some bear traps, and have a shotgun handy.

[midlifecrisis]

I don't have to worry about theives anymore. I have a balcony 6 floors up.

Or you know it's the guy on the seventh.