FENCE JUMPERS>>GRRRR!

[grasshopper420]

i too once faced the underhanded cowardice of fence jumpers luckily i know a thing or too about people and their tendancy to avoid anyone with a sword.... well its true i am a martial artist as my name may imply but you dont need to be one to have a sword and look scary so my advice... get a nice sword like a katana and maybe put a few of them big ol rat traps in the yrd all around just behind the fence paint em green and leave em set theyve been known to break fingers and toes and jump almost to nose hight that should teach thos filthy bastards ............. i love toast its so crunchy and warm and coverd in jelly ..... just like my ex girlfreind

grasshopper420 Reviewed by grasshopper420 on 03-25-2007. FENCE JUMPERS>>GRRRR! Every season anyone who grows knows about the dreaded fence jumpers,the scum who cant grow weed and cant afford to buy it,think they have the God given right to jump ur fence and steal ur crop. Ive been lucky till last nite when i was awoken by strange noises in my yard. I knew it had to be fence jumpers,i could hear voices too so i knew it was more than one and i was on my own no weapons, what the fuck was i gonna do ?,then i remembered the fire extinguisher in the kitchen, i was in a panic Rating: 5

[Specialty Cakes]

............. i love toast its so crunchy and warm and coverd in jelly ..... just like my ex girlfreind

wow. thanks for that one.

[grasshopper420]

your welcome i love you

[masterjointsmith]

ya know i had that problem one summer 2many people knew and one night some came over and did a little pruning. so i bought a hammoc, some of them cheap womens pullcord incase of emergency sonic cherping things and a roll of heavy deep sea fishing line, and box of eye lags. i attached the eyebolts evenly around my yard at about ancle height. i set one cherper up around the grow one around my deck area, and another across the whole back yard in a crisscross pattern. so if the line was disterbed it would pull the pin on the cherper and i just slept on my hammoc armed the rest of the summer never had a problem again after who ever tried to rob me heard about the triplines and armed fat dude

[masterjointsmith]

the cherpers work great im thinkin about lining a grip of shit with an electric fence this year set on a timer for dark muhahahhahahaah

edit: ohh by the way i dont know about the legalitys of obtaing flash bangs around your part but a case of flashbangs and a roll of deep sea line would go a long way but would probably alert the authorities when ya nieghbors called when shit started exploding

[SDK SLAYER]

hehehe...some good suggestions....but you would prolly be better off with something that doesn't make a lot of noise....tripwires & sensors are good....also, if you have a steel fence you can sharpen the top edge (if it has no cover) with a file or grinder....anyone who tries to climb over will lose about half their fingers....fishing line is good....but what u gotta do is hang pieces of line with hooks on the ends at about head/shoulder height around the yard....anyone who gets hooked up aint goin anywhere until you cut them down & then beat the crap out of them.

:hippy:

Slayer

[Kenn]

hehehe...some good suggestions....but you would prolly be better off with something that doesn't make a lot of noise....tripwires & sensors are good....also, if you have a steel fence you can sharpen the top edge (if it has no cover) with a file or grinder....anyone who tries to climb over will lose about half their fingers....fishing line is good....but what u gotta do is hang pieces of line with hooks on the ends at about head/shoulder height around the yard....anyone who gets hooked up aint goin anywhere until you cut them down & then beat the crap out of them.

:hippy:

Slayer

...thanks for the tip Slayer...cant half tell u grow .. im investing in a crossbow for next season. That should take care of em.....LOL

[evergreensoul]

Lol!

Just use a security light in the backgarden... that surely gota keep most people away

[SDK SLAYER]

...thanks for the tip Slayer...cant half tell u grow .. im investing in a crossbow for next season. That should take care of em.....LOL

hahaha....aye....they won't come back if they get a bolt in their ass !!! :thumbsup: If I was you m8, I'd be extending the height of my backyard fence to about 8 fookin feet !!!

Peace

Slayer

[the yeag]

fishing line with fishhooks on it at head level, make a grid around your yard and plants. get a shotgun load it with snake shot and use it. post signs saying beware of dog.