i have a hilarious idea.

u know the one where the guy offers the alien the joint and the alien is like, "no thanks". and then the hoochie ho gold digging bitch runs off with the space alien in his flying saucer?

there should be a continued montage of footage where the rejected guy meets some really cool hipster people who smoke weed. then they smoke weed and get drunk off 151 rum--and the rejected pot smoker becomes filthy rich and is able to own a luxury yacht. the filthy rich pot smoker gets to party it up all day long and lives the high life thinking to himself, "i didn't need that bitch anyways". then all the bitches come to party with him and smoke weed on his luxury yacht and he fucks them all.

meanwhile the bitch who left him in the first place gets pregnant with an alien baby , the alien bails on her and she is left to live off of intergalactic foodstamps for the rest of her fucking existance while the no good deadbeat father cruises in his spaceship back to the nebular galaxy, probably off to seduce some other unfortunate creature with "above the influence" shit. The alien is off to mislead more people. Kind of like what above the influence does.



sounds kind of elaborate yes?