Quote Originally Posted by Snorbel
Haha... have the DEA guy smokin' a joint too.

He should be sitting at a desk brainstorming ideas for the next commercial. The dog walks up and then frowns or shakes his head. The guy looks over:

Guy: What are you looking at?
Dog: When are you going to tell them the TRUTH?

Camera goes to an over the shoulder view with the guy looking at a piece of paper with LIES scribbled at the top and underlined twice and a list of each piece of propaganda bullshit.

Guy: Well... All I have to do is switch to the other piece of paper!

Camera follows the guy's look to the other piece of paper with TRUTH at the top. Beneath it is a list with a single bullet point:

* Cannabis gets you hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

The man starts cracking up.

Guy: Dog, I need a smoke break.
Dog: Yeah, me too!

Dog pulls out a joint and they start smoking together.
LOL, now there's an idea I could use.
Lethal G Reviewed by Lethal G on . I have an idea for an Above The Influence commercial parody...need opinions I'm pretty sure by now that many of us have seen that one dumb Above the Influence commercial with the poorly-drawn pot smoker and his dog. For those that haven't, it goes something like this: Pot Smoker (talking to dog): "Don't stare at me. I can quit pot whenever I want." Dog: "How about now?" Pot Smoker: "Next week is better." Dog: "You disappoint me." Rating: 5