I got on the subway two days ago, and there were very few empty seats. There was a pretty good cross-section of people, including loud high-school kids, which is not unusual where I live. I decided to sit between two people. Now, I'm pretty thin. As I was lowering myself into the seat, my bottom accidently bumped into a bag that this woman had on her lap that was hanging over my seat. She start's yelling at me, with an accent, "There's all these seats, and you have to pick this one........."

She didn't expect me to open my mouth, so I said something like I'm sorry, and she kept it up, so I blasted her, "It's YOUR bag that's in the way, I said I'm sorry, and YOU...,etc" - which the whole car heard, lol. I moved to a different seat, after I had the last word, and threw a sarcastic-sounding, "Ya know what I'm sayin'?", really loud. They don't expect men to answer back like that. Fuck 'em all. I'm crazy, and I don't start shit with people, but I'll always finish it if they do. When people see that you're like that, they always back off.