OK FakeBoobsRule, you just ain't replying ...too much on your plate by the looks of it. By your previous reply I assume you just want me to get a home testing kit, however I think I know the answer: there is no way to fool a hair test, and you just can't admit defeat. Although I will have been clean for about a month when tested I will fail the test but it will be inconclusive evidence to demonstrate I am not a responsible parent or for that matter an axe wielding maniac or a danger to anyone because of a few joints in the course of three months. It is despicable that any court would be biased by what is naturally considered a legitimate recreation in the privacy of one's own home and a proven pain relief method - my own GP will testify to that. I just wish that you hadn't led me to believe there was a way; this caused me a few sleepless nights and raised my awareness of the highly addictive nature of the stuff...next time I will take your prescription with a pinch of salt, well aware of the possible repercussions on my health