Enough!!! We're ALL attractive in some way, what's yours?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm short, fat, little dick, 46, no money, bad breathing, and no people skills. Can't dance, can't sing, can't do much of anything. Damn I'm happy.

Dammit! You'll have to go on the Mrs. G's sig waiting list.

edited to say: Can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in, I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answers that you want me to. (insert awesome guitar riff here)