Haha how can you be serious on this, cough.

I'm a good looking dood. I uh care enough to tell you guys! Uhh, I like weed?!! If you got some schwag, I'll smoke it, but if I got some bomb, I'm kickin your ass to the moon! I eat only the cheapest foods (potatoes, rice, 17lb pork n bean cans, bread and speghetti) and drink the finest tea (green) everyday! Eggs are good, but they make you fart. Oh and please don't ever try FMV (For More Value) macroni, it tastes like salty poo water. Now that's doodoo baby! My goal in life is to become fat, these food stamps ain't cuttin it...