oh man thats tough. i have no idea...i will tell you a story tho if it makes u feel any better haha

one time, my parents told me i had to go take a piss test or some shit. i had my friend's sister urinate into a small bottle that i strapped on my testies. it was horrible! everytime i took a step, the pain....ended up eating dinner with some people and all sorts of other shit afterwards and a week later i was tested (after all that, i truely didnt give a shit). this was probably when i was 16.

funny thing is...4 years later, i end up having to give my parents some of my buddha. those bastards, i had to give em parts off the cola.