I just decided I really liked hearses and so bought one. I loved driving that baby, but it was old and it seemed like something went bad and had to be replaced every couple of months. So when the head blew six months ago I sold her to a guy who restores hearses and bought a newer vehicle. Later on, when I've got the financial means to do it right, I'm going to get a 1959 Cadillac Sayers and Scoville Hearse and restore it.

Quote Originally Posted by JaggedEdge
Are you in the funeral buisness or did you just drive a hearse around? I'm very curious. If I ever win the lottery I would buy one, drop it real low, and get a killer(pun intended) paint job. Maybe get the grim reaper painted on the side...