Dead Deer Sex Not A Good Idea

[thcbongman]

Well, I'm the only one of my peers who has had no success whatsoever with the female gender. I've kissed one girl in my entire life. All my peers are having sex, I'm totally jealous, and I know it's because I just can't interact with females in the same way that they do. That makes me feel like a pathetic loser.

I have a few friends who haven't even kissed a girl. You shouldn't feel bad because of it, otherwise you'll never get laid.

thcbongman Reviewed by thcbongman on 03-22-2007. Dead Deer Sex Not A Good Idea Wednesday, March 21, 2007 SUPERIOR, Wis. - A 20-year-old man received probation after he was convicted of having sexual contact with a dead deer. The sentence also requires Bryan James Hathaway to be evaluated as a sex offender and treated at the Institute for Psychological and Sexual Health in Duluth, Minn. "The state believes that particular place is the best to provide treatment for the individual," Assistant District Attorney Jim Boughner said. Hathaway's probation will be served at Rating: 5

[Kid Dynamite]

Christ, and I thought I was a pathetic loser for being a 21-year-old virgin. Good to know there are losers even more pathetic than I.

only by a small margin...


j/k no shame in being a virgin...

[Kid Dynamite]

Also, that whole " Not being able to interact with girls like they do" is crap. Theres no magic skill to it, its natural.
You just gotta loosen up, and be yourself. And if you ever want to get some poon tang, then you need to get up and try again even when you get shot down over and over. Of course i dont know you at all, but seems to me like you spend too much time worrying about what the girl will think about you etc. When you should just be going with the flow.

[shoi]

yeah it just happens

[jokeyjokejoke]

I blame Tom Green.

[Dro_Princess]

Well if he didn't kill the dear himself and wasn't doing it in public, I suppose there really is no harm done. It makes him a sicko, but I don't think it makes him a criminal.

Well he did kill a horse just for the purpose of having sex with it so him having sex with any dead animal causes speculation. I wonder if it was like a deer that had been hit on the side of the road, or if he went out in to woods and shot it.

[mamma puffpuff420]

ewwwwwwww
that's just not rite
it's not funny but sick, sad and also discusting, etc.
it make's me wanna puke
cut that thing off and feed it 2 the pig's

[grasshopper420]

this reminds me of that guy with the bear fucking suit on super troopers.... lmao..... god that was funny but seriously i have a pet duck and if i catch anyone fucking mr quackles your fucking dead

[Reefer Rogue]

Oh deer

[grasshopper420]

"Oh deer" LMAO