hey all,

I was at a friends place yesterday afternoon, and he told me his neighbors dogs have been shitting/pissing on his lawn all winter long. Not a huge deal as there was snow, so he cleaned it up, and nicely put it back on their lawn in a neat little pile, hoping they would get the message.

Now the snow it melted and sping is among us, and we both watched his neighbor come home and let both her dogs, use his lawn as a personal toilet. They have joining lawns BTW, but there is an invisable line dividing them. Anyways, she comes home, both dogs come running out, and they both went to the middle of this lawn, and both let a dookie out.

Now, now that he had seen this, he went outside to talk to her. I didn't go with him as not to come between a shit fest, but i watched from his front door. He asked her nicely not to let her dogs use his lawn as a personal toilet for them, and this bitch says, "it's just grass." :S4: He is a landscaper and takes great pride in taking care of his yard and grass. He said, "No, it's not just grass. Urine burns yellow patches in my lawn, I like to walk out here in my bare feet sometimes, I cut my grass, and I don't appreciate having to smell cut up dog shit, and clean it out of my lawn bag."

He said it as nicely as he could, so she got this butt ugly look on her face and tried telling him it's good fert. for his lawn. Again, he is in landscaping that deals with fertilizing, wow! lawns.

In the end, he told her if it was so good for the grass, to let her dogs use her lawn instead, and if it doesn't stop, we will be using her lawn as our personal toilet.

Sorry for the long story, but do you think he is being a tight ass about it? I don't think he is at all. If I was still in Alberta and dogs were doing that to my lawn, I would shit on the hood of her car and piss in her gas tank. J/K

What do you people think though? Not a big deal?
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . Neighbors dogs shitting/pissing on front lawn... hey all, I was at a friends place yesterday afternoon, and he told me his neighbors dogs have been shitting/pissing on his lawn all winter long. Not a huge deal as there was snow, so he cleaned it up, and nicely put it back on their lawn in a neat little pile, hoping they would get the message. Now the snow it melted and sping is among us, and we both watched his neighbor come home and let both her dogs, use his lawn as a personal toilet. They have joining lawns BTW, but there is an Rating: 5