Neighbors dogs shitting/pissing on front lawn...

[rebgirl420]

Should I give you directions? I have to warn you though, we will video tape it and post it on the internet.

hahah ill do it at night, so bring the night vision!

[TheAtomicPunk]

I'd be pissed if some dog kept doin his/her business in my yard.

[Nochowderforyou]

if it gets too bad juss leave a buncha chocolates spreaded all over your lawn...lmaooooo

I read this about 5 times and I still don't know what it means.

For the person about the cat problem, I just remebered an old trick my grandma used to do to keep the cats from pooing in her veggie garden. Cats usually shit in the same spots or around the same area, so what she did, is she spread cajan pepper powder on the areas where they were going.

It won't harm the cats, but I guarantee you that cat won't be shitting in that spot again.

[slipknotpsycho]

maybe you could stuff some up underneath the handle on her car door, so when she goes to open it.. well yeah..

:wtf: "what lady? i heard your handle squeaking every morning so i figured i'd lubricate it up for you... "

[pabloescobar209]

Heres how you send her bitchy ass a message. get a pickup truck 5 shovels and 5 friends. At 2am pull up and dig a hole as big as you can in about 10-15 minutes, putting the grass/dirt into the truck, then hop in drive 10 miles away to a predetermined spot and dump it. Then watch them lose their mind the next day when the wake up to a crater in their yard.

[206 DankySpanky]

man, id break into her house and shit on her rug if i was a landscapper and that was practically my profession. "its just grass" Please!! its just a carpet

[TheAtomicPunk]

I read this about 5 times and I still don't know what it means.

Chocolate can kill puppies DX
So don't go giving doggies chocolates.

[root]

What you have to do to stop the dog's from crapping on your lawn is this.
Go to the store and get a bag of chilli power and sprinkel some of it on your
side of the lawn. When those dog's get a snif of that stuff they
won't be using your side of the lawn to crapp on!
P.S. Work's great on cat's too!!

[Spoken Word]

While smoking a bowl on the side of my house.
I watched this guys dog shit on my lawn. I approached him to make sure he picked it up.
and he wanted to tell me that it wasn't his dog. :wtf:


So I gave my lil cousin 5 bucks to pick up dog shit from all over the neighborhood and I put it (i never touched the shit) all over his lawn and on his porch.:thumbsup:

he never walked his dog around my house again.

[Markass]

lmao, reminds me of Me, Myself, and Irene...he goes and steals his paper back from neighbor's wife who's on the shitter, then pops a squat right in the guys front yard...haha, that's a hilarious movie.