the little people....?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

lol this is long-winded, and im gonna sound like a right wierdo for postin this... but fuckit, here goes nothing..

The past few days something real strange has been happenin in my bedroom at night when i go to sleep, a couple nights back... i was laying in bed, just drifting off, when all of a sudden i heard a BANG! instantly i got up and turned the light on, and looked around the room, a tray of seedlings (not weed) that i'd put on my table had fallen off the edge... it freaked me out a bit because i had put them on the table properly, they werent in any dodgy position, so i wondered what knocked it off.. on the next night, the same thing happened, but this time i had been asleep and it woke me up, i got up and turned the light on... ...silence... ..then i realized there had been noises while i was getting to the light... and i had no idea what they were, i could here them kind of echoing in my head, but couldnt make out anything specific... i stayed awake for a while after that, and occasionally i would here things shuffling around, only for like, a second each time... i could have sworn i heard really quiet voices, but couldnt make out where they were... (i was staying VERY still..) I drifted off in the end, and thought nothing of it.. ...until last night... i had totally forgotten what had happened the previous two nights, so i brushed my teeth and got ready for bed like normal, as i went in my room i got the same thing as the night before, it was silent, but i could still here noises echoin in my head.. straight away i got into bed, settled down, and waited... and waited... and waited... ..nothing.. at this point it occured to me that i might just be paranoid, and that there could be a reasonable explaination for what had happened the past 2 nights. I was just about to roll over and pass out when a glass of water (on a bed-side table) literally just poured itself onto my bed... by this time i had fuckin had enough, i got up, turned the light on and glanced round the room, which is when i saw something move in all the crap laying in the corner, i literally charged at it and started clawing at all the crap trying to find whatever it was that moved, but found NOTHING... by this time i was too angry to sleep (having just been woken up by cold water) so i went and watched TV.
After watching a few programs i decided to go to sleep, which i did very easily... then this morning, i had hardly even woken up, and i heard what sounded like laughter, but more of a giggle, i sat up straight and looked to my side, as i did, i saw what looked like a tiny little face in the corner of my room... i didnt think much other than 'that looks like a little face' and then it moved... like, disapeared into all the clothes again... i scrambled across my room to grab whatever it was, but again, it was gone...

now i dont know what to think... do i have a poltergeist? am i crazy? or are there really tiny little people in my bedroom...?

im gonna set mouse traps, to see if i catch anything... lol its gotta be worth a try...

whatever is goin on, im not sleepin in that room tonite... ..no fuckin way... i mean, what if they strangle me or somethin while im asleep? - haha now i do sound paranoid...

I'm not even going to read the rest of this thread first.

No mouse traps you jackass. WTF is wrong with you? You do NOT piss elementals off like that. They will make you miserable.

Sweets. Leave a biscuit or a bit of chocolate out. Milk and honey never fails. Little people love computers..they're attracted to the energy. I leave treats on top of my tower. My computer hasn't crashed in 4 years.

Now, let's not speak of this again. At least not in public. Everyone will think I'm a kook. Anymore discussions of this nature will have to take place via email, which can be obtained by downloading my vcard, click to view my profile.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

im in ur room

knockin over ur seedlingz

Okay, that made red wine come out of my nose. You have officially entertained me.:hippy:

[hello3pat]

I'm not even going to read the rest of this thread first.

No mouse traps you jackass. WTF is wrong with you? You do NOT piss elementals off like that. They will make you miserable.

Sweets. Leave a biscuit or a bit of chocolate out. Milk and honey never fails. Little people love computers..they're attracted to the energy. I leave treats on top of my tower. My computer hasn't crashed in 4 years.

Now, let's not speak of this again. At least not in public. Everyone will think I'm a kook. Anymore discussions of this nature will have to take place via email, which can be obtained by downloading my vcard, click to view my profile.

No one thinks your nuts, but I thought elementals only did mean things. >.>
<.< After what it did for him do you know what I could do to get one to clean my room?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Elementals do what they want. Good, bad, or indifferemt.

This isn't Harry Potter. You don't get Dobby the House Elf.

[Specialty Cakes]

lol... dobby... Where the hell IS abertoirr? I'm seriously interested in how it all worked out.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I know, right? Who opens up a can of worms like this and just disappears?

Ugh, I just noticed a typo in my previous post. And I can't edit it. That will eat me for at least a week.

[hello3pat]

Elementals do what they want. Good, bad, or indifferemt.

This isn't Harry Potter. You don't get Dobby the House Elf.

I was just kidding, but this seriously is an interesting subject

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Yes it is. Why are you awake? Do you not require rest?

[hello3pat]

Yes it is. Why are you awake? Do you not require rest?

Drank an energy drink

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Ahhh. I'm om the last 3 inches of my merlot. It's nearly porn and bedtime.