the little people....?

[originalblu]

hot box your room and smoke those little fuckers out

originalblu Reviewed by originalblu on 03-22-2007. the little people....? lol this is long-winded, and im gonna sound like a right wierdo for postin this... but fuckit, here goes nothing.. The past few days something real strange has been happenin in my bedroom at night when i go to sleep, a couple nights back... i was laying in bed, just drifting off, when all of a sudden i heard a BANG! instantly i got up and turned the light on, and looked around the room, a tray of seedlings (not weed) that i'd put on my table had fallen off the edge... it freaked me out a bit Rating: 5

[Abattoir Dream]

maybe if you make the dish of water not so shallow he'll fall in and drown. Then you could take a picture and we would all know what it was

im sure they arent that dumb...lol

Hope they take the offering and leave you alone. It might turn out to be that you will have to grow more weed just to supply these pothead gnomes. Well, at least you will have some company. LOL. "IT" kinda freaked me out when I was young too.

lol yeh, i hope they just leave... its wierd though... what if its not them? what if its something totally diferent...

word lil limey nice rap i digs it.....i'd give ya some rep but i can't i used them all up on you during our pissing match

lol thnx man... lol i was surprised i could give you rep myself, i thought i'd get the same thing...

last night i didnt go near that room, i stayed downstairs and watched last samurai, and played final fantasy... i got a bit of sleep.. but only a couple hours, im gonna clean up my room today, and keep my eye out for anything wierd... i'll open all the windows so the little bastards can get out..

[Greenport]

ITS A FUCKIN LEPRECHAUN

[savagepossum]

its probably just a little gypsy child dossing in your house, i say gas the motherfucker! lol

[Abattoir Dream]

its probably just a little gypsy child dossing in your house, i say gas the motherfucker! lol

hahaha nah... i know gypsys have small faces, but not that small...

[Abattoir Dream]

WHOA.....

this is mad! yesturday i put bread and water out, and stayed out of the room, thinking nothing would happen.. then today, i went to go in there to tidy it all up and see what i could find... and its already tidy... ? the light for my plants had been turned on, my bed had been made, and my room had been cleared up... all except for the corner full of clothes... no food or water was taken... it was just how i left it...

this is just wierd... my mum wouldnt have cleaned my room... or my brother.. they both had work this morning...

im not sure whether to clean the corner now... what if something really is in there? i mean, mice dont clean bedrooms and turn on lights and shit..

whatever is there just cleaned my room for me.. maybe cuz of the bread and water? i dont know... all i know is this is fuckin wierd...

i havent got a clue what to do... im gonna stay in there tonight and see what happens... wish me luck

[thcbongman]

Sounds like you need an exorcist, or simply a big jesus lover.

*Free all the demons inside, JESUS FREE THESE DEMONS* *slaps forehead*

[napolitana869]

Oh man I cant wait to hear what happens tonight. This is just too strange

[stinkyattic]

You need to leave them little scratchy wool cloaks, some brown bread, maybe a pint of mead, and whatever else it is that primitive British gnomes would feel comfortable with. Depending how far north you are, maybe a haggis would calm them down.

[Kid Dynamite]

Put out a saucer of milk before you go to sleep...then they probably wont suck your nourishing eye fluid during the night.



Sleep Well!