the little people....?

[Abattoir Dream]

it's all good buddy..the pope holds no grudge..there is room for both of us here. but you do look like a troll doll a little

why thankyou... lol im glad its all cleared up man cant be dealing with all that jazz in times like these...

Abattoir Dream Reviewed by Abattoir Dream on 03-21-2007. the little people....? lol this is long-winded, and im gonna sound like a right wierdo for postin this... but fuckit, here goes nothing.. The past few days something real strange has been happenin in my bedroom at night when i go to sleep, a couple nights back... i was laying in bed, just drifting off, when all of a sudden i heard a BANG! instantly i got up and turned the light on, and looked around the room, a tray of seedlings (not weed) that i'd put on my table had fallen off the edge... it freaked me out a bit Rating: 5

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I think the book I read said to keep it simple, like leave them some bread and a shallow dish of water. I read another book that mentioned this subject which said a dish of wine mixed with honey makes a good offering.

what food should i put out? cheeeeese? lol thats what one of those links talked about.. a little sprite that hackled an old lady for dairy products... haha..

[Abattoir Dream]

haha cool... ill give it a go..

[napolitana869]

maybe if you make the dish of water not so shallow he'll fall in and drown. Then you could take a picture and we would all know what it was

[TheGreenFog]

Damn, man...can I have some of what you're smokin'?


Nah, but seriously, that's some pretty messed up stuff. I'm glad I have no "underwater Gnomes" in my room. :S2:

Hope they take the offering and leave you alone. It might turn out to be that you will have to grow more weed just to supply these pothead gnomes. Well, at least you will have some company. LOL. "IT" kinda freaked me out when I was young too.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[GHoSToKeR]

It could be a weird naked Indian dude.. If he comes again, follow him..

[206 DankySpanky]

sleep with a nice pistol under ur pillow

that'll come in use

[the yeag]

why thankyou... lol im glad its all cleared up man cant be dealing with all that jazz in times like these...

word lil limey:jointsmile: nice rap i digs it.....i'd give ya some rep but i can't i used them all up on you during our pissing match

[TheGreenFog]

sleep with a nice pistol under ur pillow

that'll come in use

He'd end up with holes all over his room and no dead gnomes. Those things are faster than a mongoose, dontchaknow?


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[TheAtomicPunk]

It could be a weird naked Indian dude.. If he comes again, follow him..

or a long legged pissed off puerto rican(wtfsp?) you never know. The only encounter I've had like this, was this old blanket that was woven by nuns. It was itchy, but very warm. and I was hearing people upstairs, but nobody was home. I got scared and put the blanket over my head, opened my eyes and their were a pair of eyes staring right back at me... I never touched that blanket again, and we had it for like 6 more years... Other than that, I swear my cats in my room when I don't know it freak me out, and I swear I've seen one of those squishy aliens from Toy Story climbing up my stairs, he was like 4 foot tall coming right at me. Other than that, I've seen death in my window when the lightning flashed, that's enough to keep you up the whole night!