If my mom asks why I wasn't wet from the shower I just tell her I turned on the shower and then took a massive dump and decided not to go in the shower after. Don't smoke joints. If you can put ur hole head out the window, in my bathroom i can stick my whole body out (I only do at night or very early though). Don't forget to close the window. Don't underestimate the smell of weed, it's very strong. Don't forget to flush the ash down the toilet if u dump it in there. Make sure u have a towel under the door. Make sure nobody is going to be in the bathroom atleast a half hour after you toke, sooo many times i've been caught this way, thankfully my parents don't ground me for it they just let me know they caught me (it doesn't really matter if my dad goes in the bathroom because he's always high so he doesn't even notice the smell). I'm very high, these here are some basic tips, because i've been caught wayy to many times.