Quote Originally Posted by zarathustra
I assume that most people on this site are either robots or pirates anyway, so I've got to...have you ever thought about making a grilled cheese with cheddar and blue cheese? Speaking of blue cheese, I like olives. If that doesn't convince you, just remember that the only true version of yourself in this world is the one you percieve. If you obsess over the 'fake' yous created by everybody you come across, you'll go insane. Robots just can't handle those kinds of thoughts, and any self-respecting pirate would give up at that point and go into a life of accounting.
that could well be the funniest thing ive ever read. maybe.