Order some golf shoes! or we'll never get out of this place alive! Impossible to walk in this mud, no footing at all. I was right in the middle of a goddamn reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these things. Wont be long now, before they tear us to shreads. Please tell me about the fucking golf shoes!!!! Jesus christ, look at those lot over there! they've fucking spotted us man!


CRAZY, yet fucking funny