Please give me public speaking topic ideas.

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zebras and why they are cool
hippos and why they are cooler
giraffes and why they look like hippos but are even cooler
lol write something completely ridiculously hilarious so someone finally enjoys a speech in ur class

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Please, continue with why zebras are cool. I'll seriously expand on it. Hell, I'll videotape my speech and post it.