anyhow... iot was along shoiwer and i had put away a six pack, i think was also a ten strip of LSD maybe hit of DOC and about 3 xanax bars deep. so i was kinda fucked up. i went to take a toke off my $300 triple bubbler, and smash, i lacerated my foot, broke my bubble and then i somehow had some sort of fight or flight mechanism tripped by the acid so i ran out of the shower taking down the screen at the same time and landing on my face. i thought blood = pain = morphine. i quickly laid out a line from a 100 mg morphine pill (do not try this at home unless you are a heroin addict) and took the whole damn thingt up one nostril. at this point i realized that i had broke my favorite bowl, so i started cursing and went back to the shower to get my beer. then i realized it fell too. i then attempted to get in my car naked with feet covered in blood and a head full of acid and morphine among other things. (i was going to get more beer)then my girlfriend pulled up at the time and was like why are you wet? why are you naked? whyt are you in the car? oh my go what happend to your feet? did you eat all that acid? my response "thats right".