“Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can
swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be
banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you.
That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in
the distance.”

"I like my coffee like I like my women; in a plastic cup."

Man Eddie Izzard is awesome.. I downloaded a show of his recently and it's the best shit to get baked to..