Gee. It's been a while since I told this story. There was this plant. He lived in a garden. He was very smelly and the other plants didn't like him... One day, a magical Gnome stumbled by and asked Stinky what was the matter. All the other plants say I smell bad, and it makes me sad. The gnome said what can I do to help? The plant cried and cried. I just want to be loved and smell nice like all the other plants. Fortunately for the plant, this particular Gnome was very horny... wait a tic... doorbell!