i love april fool's day
couple year's back i had a friend from great brittan
he trained my dog's 4 me
well he was here on a green card
so on april1, i had another friend call him and say she was from imagration's and that he had 2 b in sacramento on monday(it was a sunday i did this)
well he had already had a run in with the law
and was on guard all the timewell he was frally stressin on this
i made him w8 all day b 4 i told him what was goin on
need i say more

then 1 time i put vasaline on the tiolet seat
when my roomate sat down
she slid rite off the stool
mwahahahahahaha