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    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    Jenny and Bruce are only 10 years old but they know they are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father
    to ask him for her hand.

    Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I
    want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are
    only 10. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's
    bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how
    will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

    Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I
    make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a Month and that should do us just fine."

    By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this.
    He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an
    answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Bruce, it seems like you have got
    everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do
    if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

    Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far."

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little brat is adorable.
    BabySnookums Reviewed by BabySnookums on . LOL...silly but funny joke... Jenny and Bruce are only 10 years old but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage." Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Rating: 5

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    #2
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    hahahaha oooohhhh dirtyyyyy

  4.     
    #3
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    hahaha, that is funny
    and silly
    hit the nail on the head there

    perhaps they kno what contreception is
    i still think its adorable

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    #4
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    lol. funny, but dirty.

  6.     
    #5
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    haha!~omg!

  7.     
    #6
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    eh saw that coming but it's still pretty funny

  8.     
    #7
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little brat is adorable.
    lmao... fuck that i woulda punted him out the door....

  9.     
    #8
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    lol thats cute

  10.     
    #9
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    haha thats funny

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    #10
    Senior Member

    LOL...silly but funny joke...

    that happened to me once, but the guy never talked to my dad, but I was around 7

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