Bees piss me off...

[brookerosebud]

i used to play tennis, but i can't anymore (med probs)

so i find it very relaxing to take practice swings at the bees...

[Nochowderforyou]

Bees don't bother me. I figure if I don't bother them, they won't bother me, plus they don't go around stinging people for no reason.

Wasps on the other hand I hate! Now they are little fuckers! They sting for no reason and have had that pleasure a few times now. I like to trap one under a glass and tease the bastard till it dies.

[Laredo]

Bees don't bother me. I figure if I don't bother them, they won't bother me, plus they don't go around stinging people for no reason.

Wasps on the other hand I hate! Now they are little fuckers! They sting for no reason and have had that pleasure a few times now. I like to trap one under a glass and tease the bastard till it dies.

get a glass sobe bottle, put an inch or two of koolaid in the bottom, and set outside.

in a day, you'll have a few hundred dead wasps and yellow jackets

[slipknotpsycho]

locusts are cool, i love playing with 'em after they've shed their shell...

spiders don't bother me.. they scare the liiving shit outta the wife tho...

ants are just annoying..

and finally bees, atleast honey bees don't even hurt me when they sting me.. i mean i know it's there, it's not exactly comfterable... but it just feels like i'm being pinched... if you got alot of bees, get you a can of WD40... i swear to god, when a honey bee stings you, take out the stinger and spray it with WD40, it stops hurting almost immediately... lol i learned it at the weirdest place too... on CMT when some country star was showing off her garden, massive ammounts of flowers, and then she comes around to bees and says "we keep a can of WD40 for stings, if you spray it on a sting, it stops hurting"

:wtf: it actually works lol...

carpenter bees, yellow jackets and red wasps on the other hand... scare the living shit outta me... the yellow jackets and red wasps are the winged creatures of terror... i ain't never been stung by them, but i've known someone who was, and he told me it was about 10x worse then a bee sting.

it's hard to stay calm but honestly, they won't fuck with you, if you don't swat at them or something... they may fly by but it's not to attack you, there just doing their own thing... if you do swat at them tho, you better run... cuz they do have an amazing ability to distinguish and remember their target... and they aren't scared of shit... they'll attack an elephant without thinking twice...

[growinforthefuture]

yellow jackets really do go around stinging people because they are pissed off. In september and october or whenever it is that it gets cold, ( and it is time to harvest ganja) they start getting really pissed because they know they are gonna die, so they think what better way to die than to sting the shit out of somebody. together. i got hit by like 10 of those fuckers once. i hated it. don't grow weed near yellow jacket holes or nest or whatever the fuck they live in

[slipknotpsycho]

lol the they don't go around stinging for nothing statement was for the honey bees... i guess i shoulda clarified.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol wanna have some fun wiht a yellow jacket or wasp? catch one alive and un harmed (with a cup) put him in a ziplock bag, throw him in the freezer for 3-5 minutes... get about a 2 foot long string of sewing thread, and do this quickly, dump the wasp out, tie the thread around his midsection making sure to not tie his wings or legs to his body, and tie the other end to something else...

in a minute or so he'll wake up, and you have a wasp on a leash... i've tested it so it does work... lmao it's funny too...

you don't gotta worry about them stinging you while they're asleep, so don't be paranoid, just be quick, in a minute or so they're gonna start waking up (fully waking up takes a good 30 seconds tho)

[higher4hockey]

the winged creatures of terror award goes to.................The Seabees! bees with guns, doesn't get any better than that.

[slipknotpsycho]

the winged creatures of terror award goes to.................The Seabees! bees with guns, doesn't get any better than that.

it's a plane! it's a bird! no! it's superman.. o.0

[slipknotpsycho]

http://is.tc.cc.tx.us/~mstorey/honeybee.jpg

honey bee

http://allergy.peds.arizona.edu/sout...llowjacket.jpg

yellow jacket...

i may be wrong, but a honeybee is a bee and a yellow jacket is a wasp....

the yellow jackets we get around here look nothing like bees.. they look like a small wasp