ever seen that show man vs wild, comes on discovery? if not basicly some guy gets dropped off in the middle of no where and he shows you how to survive..

well today he's in africa.... AND OMFG he coudln't find no water... and he turns to the camera and i qoute

"there's a trick an old army ranger taught me...if you can't find any water, you can actually squeeze the water out of fresh elephant dung"

picks up a big ball of elephant dung, AND FUCKING SQUEEZES THE FLUID INTO HIS MOUTH!

yeah, i'd rather die...
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . OMFG! ever seen that show man vs wild, comes on discovery? if not basicly some guy gets dropped off in the middle of no where and he shows you how to survive.. well today he's in africa.... AND OMFG he coudln't find no water... and he turns to the camera and i qoute "there's a trick an old army ranger taught me...if you can't find any water, you can actually squeeze the water out of fresh elephant dung" picks up a big ball of elephant dung, AND FUCKING SQUEEZES THE FLUID INTO HIS MOUTH! Rating: 5