OMFG!

[BlazinTreesX3]

What took me soo long to see this thread

This is MY SHOW. only one i watch liek turn on the tv to look for it.

Im always baked watching this show i love love love love love it.

Zebra carcass was the first time i saw the show and fell in love.

i seen about 5 different ones and new episodes are coming out.

"So what many people dont know is befor humans were good hunters we were also amazing gethereres and scavengers. voltures are all too fat too fly away they waddle when he comes and and CHOMP on the zebras neck."

he bites the fish and rips the neckbone to instant kill. then bites the meat.
he only cooks when hes settling down there.

i like the one in kenya a lot and the one in alaska was Great and the one on the Pacific desert island was a must mto see.

DSC CHANNEL near the weekend at around 6pm-2am.

Smoke a gravity bong first and Bear Gryllis is my hero.

I could survive falling off my cruise ship with no life preserver or supplies...what about you.

and he started a fire with elephant poo and then slept above the smoke...anything to survive. damn good tv too.

[smoke it]

i, as well have been watching this almost all day.

[Abattoir Dream]

well.. stuff like that must be done... id still prefer a bottle of mineral water...

[Podge_Boro]

well.. stuff like that must be done... id still prefer a bottle of mineral water...

id still prefer a bottle of JD
i know id die, but atleast id die happy

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha

[rebgirl420]

yeah did you see the one where he was in the desert and pissed on his t-shirt and wrapped it around his head to get cool...yeah it was something

[BlazinTreesX3]

Next episode

And what we have here is called the arimiscus tree indigenous to...
Why whats this we have here.
Oh why look here we found a bottle of jack daniels
Righty-O fuck the tree ill show you to have some fun stuck in the jungle.


Im still waiting for him ot stumble on a marijuana plant somewhere
where would he have to be to find this...ill look xtra close

[BlazinTreesX3]

Yes...my brother found it amazing like his life was complete now that he saw a british man piss on his shirt on and stick it back on.

its survival

ive done ugly shit running from cops..id easily piss on my hat and stick it back on for those reasons.

[Skrappie]

Don't sign up for ranger school then.

When it comes to staying alive, you are no different then any other animal and will do anything.

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah i would, but things like drinking elephant ass water would never occur to me... i'd be squeezing out trees and foilage before an elephant terd.. in all seriousness too...