First of all im new here. Hi. Hello. I thought my first time was pretty interesting so I'm going to share it. I was supposed to see a movie that night (Borat, I do believe) but my friends arent very good at setting a time which doesn't work if you need to hitch rides from other people. Anyhoo we went to the debate club meeting and by the end of it they had pushed it forward two and a half hours. Deciding the night wasn't totally ruined, I began to talk to some girls I had met during musical rehearsal. They decided that I needed to be high. We pulled up at their "dealers" house, which was funny because he had a very large part in the play we were doing. We got 25 dollars worth and decided that his boatdock would be the best place to do it. By now I'm more than a little nervous, because my mom regularly smokes pot after chemotherapy and she knows, she just knows. Anyhoo We light up around 9:30 and about 4 hits into the whole thing, I'm not feeling anything. Except the dry mouth. It was horrid. All we had was the ice at the bottom of the taco bell cup. I take the last puff, Hold it in till I can't anymore, Exhale, Then it hits me like a wall. It was like I was playing a video game of my life. Not because everyone looked cartoony, but because it was like i was controlling my body from an outside place. I realize im standing up. Then I realize im walking on the stone wall that keeps my friends property from sliding into the lake. I fall onto the grassy side only to realize a bit too late that i landed in a burr patch. I was so amazed by these burrs and how i couldn't feel them that i just kept moving my fingers over the palm of my hand. Then I started freaking out. They have a cell phone recording of me saying "Hospital" over and over again. Funny now scary then I suppose. So I momentarily regain control, and I call my mom. I tell her im staying the night with alex.(A friend of mine. He's a nun though.) I end up on this girl I don't even knows couch watching the life of brian and eating a ridiculously large piece of pizza which felt wierd in my mouth. Like I had nerve endings in the Pizza and not my teeth. I passed out under a pile of laundry I had pulled over myself on the couch. I had rehearsal that morning, but i had no clothes to change into. Everyone knew, because some can't keep their mouths shut
TheDabbler Reviewed by TheDabbler on . My first time First of all im new here. Hi. Hello. I thought my first time was pretty interesting so I'm going to share it. I was supposed to see a movie that night (Borat, I do believe) but my friends arent very good at setting a time which doesn't work if you need to hitch rides from other people. Anyhoo we went to the debate club meeting and by the end of it they had pushed it forward two and a half hours. Deciding the night wasn't totally ruined, I began to talk to some girls I had met during musical Rating: 5