Quote Originally Posted by shaitanx
+rep for anyone who can write that story in english =P
"a couple years ago, i was high, with no car at the time, so i just started walking and ended up at my friends house. then, we proceded to walk to the mall. we walked around trying to find someone we knew for a ride. we were about to give up and just spend the night on his couch. we walk outside, and some guy is arguing on his cell. his buddy's just standing there laughing his ass off. they asked me or my friend (not sure who) for a cigg. i gave him one, and we started chit chatting. after finding out i have no way to get home (which was a 10-15 min drive or 2 hour walk), they offer us a ride back to my place. they had 2 kegs and half a 24 case. we were a little nervous, but what ever, i was 16 at the time. when we get to my apartment, i invite them up to smoke, so i pull out the best bud i had at the point in time. it was green with purple spots. it smelled like fruit loops or gummy bears. i called it "fruity bears and gummy loops" or "fruity bear loops" ...... and more combinations of the four words, but onwards with the story...so i pull out my standard water bong (you know, the like half inch tube on bottom, then bubbles, then like 4-6 inches with the slide and all. yeah, well if you don't know what im talking about by now, you should ask yourself why your on a cannabis site) but we're hitting it and passing it around, and my buddy was the last in the circle. we were talking about a party they were throwing later that night. my buddys hitting the bong, were talking. he's hitting it and says, "i'm not getting a hit." i'm looking and, and it's jam packed with smoke "ummmm. dude, did you pull the slide?" he looks. "slide?" "the bowl. pull it out and hit it again, car"... he hit it before i finished saying it, cleared it in one hit, and he went from one beer to full-blown fucked-up eyes looking like slits, and he just starts sweating like he was in an oven and lays on the floor. i ask, "you ok?" without moving his arm, he waved me off. while i'm getting directions from the two guys we just met for the party, we hear a noise from my buddy. we look over, and he's puking in his shoes. he somehow pulled them off, i guess. needless to say, we never made the party, but we still hang out far and few times and laugh about that everytime. after that i learned to keep a bucket in every room."



BITCH, where's my rep?!?!?! lol imp: