You guys are fucking hilarious.

Thats a good point about the depressed thing. I will keep it in mind, when I crush his fucking skull. Just kidding. Good point though,

As for the panty thing, no shit.....thats why I have to A) never leave witth him here ( I have dogs that stay in our bedroom for added security). And I have to do shit like, B) since me and my girlfriend have seperate hampers, look at the way the piece of underwear is on top, you know, and memorize how it is sitting. So when I come back I can see if it was moved or not. Normal stuff.

Oh, and I upped his rent $50 twice........was $450.

I wont be able to give him the chat till the weekend is over unfortunately.
Diary of a Madman Reviewed by Diary of a Madman on . Advice about my roomate I have a serious problem with my roomate. What do you guys think I should do. Keep in mind, he was once a decent friend, so I dont want to murder him if I dont have to. Everything he touches is covered in sticky slime. He is just fucking gross. His food rots in the pantry and fridge and he never throws it away. This week I found where he left a bottle of worchestershire (sp) sauce in my pantry with the lid loose that slowly dumped some stank shit over the course of god knows how long on our Rating: 5