Advice about my roomate

[potsmokingnome]

that is down right nasty...find a new roomate fast and then kick his ass out, but wow the mess he'll leave behind, if he ain't cleanin it up now, just wait till he finds out he's gettin kicked out! sorry but...LOL

potsmokingnome Reviewed by potsmokingnome on 03-18-2007. Advice about my roomate I have a serious problem with my roomate. What do you guys think I should do. Keep in mind, he was once a decent friend, so I dont want to murder him if I dont have to. Everything he touches is covered in sticky slime. He is just fucking gross. His food rots in the pantry and fridge and he never throws it away. This week I found where he left a bottle of worchestershire (sp) sauce in my pantry with the lid loose that slowly dumped some stank shit over the course of god knows how long on our Rating: 5

[potsmokingnome]

Next time he leaves some rotten food, or trash around, throw it on his bed.

If he gets pissed, say why not, you treat this place like a trash can anyway.

I'm sure he'll get the message real quick.

Great suggestion!

[rebgirl420]

ewww thats so icky! If I were you id tell him hes a lazy ass and needs to clean up after himself. If he doesnt listen do what everyone is saying, put his trash in his bed.

[smoke it]

....wtf...

agreed. kick his nasty ass out.

[FLORIDA MON]

Living like that is a health/safety hazard for you and your girl. He attracts bugs and could bring pestilence to your abode.

I would have a serious assed talk with that guy, remind him who is the owner here and that his nasty habits are going to change.

If it doesn't work, stay home from work one day, toss all his shit out onto the front lawn and change the locks.
If he gives you any shit then beat him with a stick (just kidding...don't beat him with a stick).

It sounds like you would have to have him out of there to get a new roomie anyways.

There is no reason that you should have to be putting up with such filth.

I would say to get him a girlfriend. But, who would have him?

[affasd]

maybe if you showed him this thread he would clean up lol

[columkee]

IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE GROSS MUTHER..........ALMOST MAKES ONE WANT TO RESORT TO VIOLENCE, BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNFORTUNATELY!
SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS A ONEWAY TRIP TO THE DEEP REMOTE PART OF THE AREA WHERE YOU LIVE, AND THERE'S NOTHING A BAG OF QUICK LIME WON'T CURE....................GOOD LUCK
P.S. FRIENDS MAKE THE WORST ROOM MATES
:jointsmile:

[Diary of a Madman]

OK. So, he is always in and out dodging me, and I caught him yesterday.

I said, "dude, you realize the bug man comes and goes in all of our rooms right? and I said you know having a condom in your room is fucking disgusting right?". He goes, "well, it wasnt a used condom" and I cut him off and said " well, I shouldnt even have to hear any of this shit from you, and I shouldnt have to go in your room to begin with. Whats next? are you gonna take a shit in the floor?"

I went on and on, then I went into the whole "are you depressed?" thing. He said kinda and I said that it makes me wonder how he can live like that etc.. How do you ever expect to get laid? blah blah, so in the end I tried to make it sound like I give a fuck about him or something. He said "I'll take care of it man, sorry". Its been clean for the past few days. How long will it last? I dont fucking know, but now I can afford to still live here, and my girlfriend is a little happier.

[dutch.lover]

OK. So, he is always in and out dodging me, and I caught him yesterday.

I said, "dude, you realize the bug man comes and goes in all of our rooms right? and I said you know having a condom in your room is fucking disgusting right?". He goes, "well, it wasnt a used condom" and I cut him off and said " well, I shouldnt even have to hear any of this shit from you, and I shouldnt have to go in your room to begin with. Whats next? are you gonna take a shit in the floor?"

I went on and on, then I went into the whole "are you depressed?" thing. He said kinda and I said that it makes me wonder how he can live like that etc.. How do you ever expect to get laid? blah blah, so in the end I tried to make it sound like I give a fuck about him or something. He said "I'll take care of it man, sorry". Its been clean for the past few days. How long will it last? I dont fucking know, but now I can afford to still live here, and my girlfriend is a little happier.

Well you gave it a shot, hopefully he keeps his act together. Im gonna go out on a limb and say maybe you can introduce him to some girls? Maybe he will find one to move in with...hint hint nudge nudge...lol

[206 DankySpanky]

smoke a bowl

kick him in the face