oh shit the cops

[affasd]

you better throw all your weed away the cops are coming to get you, they should be there any minute now

[rebgirl420]

....did you hear that knock on the door!?

[affasd]

"THIS IS THE POLICE, COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOUVE BEEN SMOKING THE MARIJUANA IN THERE

[rebgirl420]

OH NO! *covers eyes*

[ziggy32]

I'm high but I still have a plan for ya..
-put your piece in a condom, and stick it as far as you can up your ass
-kill everyone that you've smoked with in the past week Soprano style
-drink a gallon of white vinegar
-wear layers, just in case its cold outside
-go to your nearest black neighborhood and buy the cheapest 9mm you can find
-If your dad comes home and brings up the cops, tell him your gay
That my friend is a fail safe way to get yourself out of trouble, all you have to do now is act fast. Don't worry bro, I just like helping people. peace out dude

lol haha

[Reefer Rogue]

What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for your DADDY?!

[GosTo]

alright false alarm.. i still hope! alls good, ill keep all of this in mind next time!

[muncheemama]

911 is an inbound system only. They cant make a call and it come up 911 on your caller i.d because there is no outbound signal for lines like 911, 411, 611 etc.

thanks for clearing that up.....

[delusionsofNORMALity]

alright false alarm..

that's what they want you to think. now is the time to panic. if i were you i would rip off all my clothes and run around in circles in my backyard, screaming at the top of my lungs "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god...." until it was all over.

how do you know when it's over?

when you are reclining comfortably in the soft room.