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just an idea,
WHATS THE DUMMEST THING YOU HAVE DONE WHILE WASTED,
EG,
I WAS LOOKING FOR MY BOOTS THE OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES,
AND THEY WERE ON MY FEET,
I COULDN`T FIND MY WALLET THE OTHER DAY
AFTER A LONG SEARCH MY WOMAN FOUND IT IN THE FRIDGE
OH WE LAUGHED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE:rasta:
EAAASY
this one time, I turned off my caps lock key, oh what a day.
oh aint we a witty one
this one time i was going to do an impersination off a tosserQuote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
but MELONCOLY beat me to it, :thumbsup:
I got lost in my shed.....dont ask how it happened...it was so dark...I kept turning around and around and couldnt find anybody....Even though the shed is tiny.
but seriously, once I was stoned, and shining a high powered green laser out my window (these things are insane by the way) and flashed it towards two people by a motorbike, possibly the fuzz, who shined a torch back at me, I turned off all my lights and sat under my window in the dark for a few minutes before realising how fucking paranoid I was being.
but I was also growing at the time...
i once put the milk in the cupboard where the glasses go. it was there for a good 9 hours
well im consistently stoned so i manage to misplace, break, eat, and manipulate certian important objects everyday. the milk in the cupboard is probably my erbel subconcious most favorite game to play. the worst though i think would be the time i left my atm card ontop of a local gas stations gas pump.
thats better meloncoly, have you cheered up a bit,Quote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
look i found my caps lock key
take it eaaasy bro:rasta:
easy :)
the madest thing iv done when i was stoned i left 10 fags a pack of zigzag and a 10er draw of resin on my bed, i left ma bed room door open n went in the shower n my mam was moochin around upstairs in her room and she has to walk past my room to get to hers and every thinmg on my bed was clearly visable lol mad shit n she neva seen it or if she did she just never sed any thing.:jointsmile:
haha smoker-coatesy I did a similar thing leaving 2oz on my bed at night, going downstairs, mother waking up and going past my room, lucky she didn't see... or did she???
i would never do that when i was living at home, the old girl would have had it away, and walk around with red eyes denying all knowledge, hippy parentsQuote:
Originally Posted by meloncoly
keep you on youre toes:rastasmoke:
Yeah then when your parents are high they shout at you for a laugh, once you leave they go into a massive laughing fit. Then mum cooks a roast dinner at like 10pm because they have the munchies....Quote:
Originally Posted by bluerasta
[/end fantasy about parents]
yeah i no that one, this was my mums best one when i used to come in late,Quote:
Originally Posted by pass_the_dubbie
she would say you got some powder on youre nose, so i wipe it, then she would say :oh you got some coke then , smart ehh!
eaaasy:rastasmoke:
lol thats nothing my parents found my plants the same way, but its not that i was stroned and forgot it was at night and they where asleep and i just opened the cupboard and went dowstairs and lucky me someone wnet into my room lolQuote:
the madest thing iv done when i was stoned i left 10 fags a pack of zigzag and a 10er draw of resin on my bed, i left ma bed room door open n went in the shower n my mam was moochin around upstairs in her room and she has to walk past my room to get to hers and every thinmg on my bed was clearly visable lol mad shit n she neva seen it or if she did she just never sed any thing.
also i was rolling a spliff on the loo and finsished rolling and everything and realised the door wasnt locked so that would have been funny if someone had walked in and i am sitting there with a spliff in my hands lol
i remember (well ive done it quite a few times) when i was stoned and i was looking everywhere for my headphones and i think 10 mins later i came back downstairs and they were already in my mp3 player.
ive done similar with my headphones and ipod......
looking EVERYWHERE FOR EM.....found out they were around my neck with my ipod in my back pocket:jointsmile: .
I've done pretty much all of them. I'm lookin for shit all the time. lol n its usually, right there.
I found a t.v remote in the fridge, right next to the milk.
But juts recently i was eating, and writing at the same time.
That didnt work out to well, i had pen on my face.:confused:
Me and 4 Friends stopped at a gas station to fill up and stuff. I filled it up, went inside, bought some munchies, came out. Couldnt find my keys. We have 4 people lookin' around the car for 10 minutes for keys...
They were around my middle finger in the hand that i was lookin' for them with..
Falling over very slowly. I did it in about 4 stages, it was like an old person clutching at stuff n shit. Then jus before I landed I burst into giggles :)
making coffee and cornflakes for supper rather wasted,
rather than putting sugar on my cornflakes i ended up with a big spoonfull of instant coffee
what a waste!
The falling over thing I do constantly while sober ... and I usually comment on it while it's happening, rather than using that energy to save my poor falling self.
I think your first problem was that you were looking for your keys with your hand. I use my eyes most of the time. Not a whole lot better, but it sure looks less weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaerl
falling over seems to be a weekly occurance to me.
but i have falling over with my hands in my pockets before,unable to free my hands and falling without breaking my fall.
and another thing when you see people fall over in public, they get up really quickly as if no-one has seen them do it.
anyway you can`t beat someone falling over to brighten up your day.:rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:
the other day in tescos stoned, not looking where i was going i tried to walk up the escalator going down.
Oh yeah one time I was in my shed, smoking it out as usual. I use the light on my phone to light up the shed....So we were getting ready to go and I started looking for my phone...Couldnt find it....I shone the light everywhere but I couldnt find my phone......Then I realised where the light was coming from
Drinking Absinthe.
mines walking out the house with the house phone in my pocket, getting half way into town and relising it aint my mobile lol.
went to get some rabbit food yesterday, and walked into the shop next door
which sells car parts etc..
i asked him for a pound off rabbit food before i realized i am in the wrong shop
we all pissed ourselves as i left...
I set my kitchen on fire once when I was stoned. For like 5 year I have this kettle that u had to put on the gas stove, one day my missus brings home an electric one that looked the same. That night I went to put the kettle on to make me an me mates a brew and forget that I didn't need to put it on the stove. Went back into the living room, 2 mins later my kitchen was on fire.
Oh how we laffed:wtf:
i rode a bike down the dorm hall with condoms ont he handlebars, i ran smack into a corner and broke the plaster off, luckily i didnt crack my skull!
Developed a maddening itch while welding, flipped up the mask, and scratched my lip- with the electrode.
Not so long ago I decided to ride my motorbike down to the local tesco's to get some munchies (I know you shouldnt drive and all that)..I parked up and jumped off only to notice I had no helmet on..Talk about a pickle i was in....
:rastasmoke:
ouch. i bet that felt great!Quote:
Originally Posted by rhizome
When I was getting myself a bowl of cereal, I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal box in the fridge.
Okay. Cool.
hmmmm well I asked random people for hugs once...looking back I could have gotten stolen
im stoned everyday, im pretty wasted right now and ive done many stupid things in my time, but the most stupidest thing ive ever done is i went to a mates house one morning and i had some white widow so we sat at his 1 morning nailing shotties and after a good hour or 2 of constant shotties we were absolutly munched so i decided to go to the shop for munchies i went to the shop then coz i was so stoned i completely forgot i was at my mates house before so i rang him thinking ide just been dropped off by the shop near his house by mum, so i asked him if i could come round to his house and he was like "wtf? u were here for 2 hours getting stoned why are you asking if you can come back to mine" well it was shorter than that coz we were wasted haha! but anyway i dident acatualy realise ide allready been there untill i got back to his house and he sat there reminding me for what we had done for 2 hours before :rastasmoke: p.s getting stoned to the point where you forget what you did 10 mins ago is soooo goood :D
i got 1 ? dumbest thing , we deicied 2 grow weed at hi school ? dumb as ! put seed s in a pot n went 2 put them on a leadge of the school gym out of site , teacher caught my m8 just as we went 2 put them up , n said if they r wat i think they r u l get xpelled , im puting them in my office n we l see wat cum s up ? we were packing shit ! she put them in a cupbourd with no light , they cum up , but were streched as and yellow , 3 week s later she gave them back but died any way , no more smoking skunk b4 school ................... THE END
I never fall over when I'm quite high, I always take time getting my ps2 and tv ready and just pass out in the middle of playing.