Insane soldier in my halls

I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. This also means we arn't able to smoke in our shared kitchen which sucks 'cos it's where we hang out the most.

Anyway, that wouldn't bother me so bad but this dude gets weirder and weirder by the day. For one, he talks to himself. Now that's no biggy, lots of people do it, but we're talking full on conversations with yourself. Also, when he talks it's too fuckin' fast to understand. Like 600 words per minute. A machine gun of speech. When he plays games like Call of Duty 3 you can hear him mumbling commands to the on-screen allies.

It's only gotten extra freaky recently. Apparently he was drunk and ordered a hunting knife off Ebay. He keeps coming into the kitchen with this thing which is the biggest, dirtiest looking blade i've ever seen straight out of Predator, sharpening it loudly right behind us and waving it around with this manic grin. He keeps doing it and my girlfriend is proper paranoid around knives thanks to some bad childhood memories so gets worked up, but he does it more 'cos he seems to have some kind of fetish for terrifying women (he's done it before). It fucks me over. Then yesterday, we're drinking up getting ready to go out and he suddenly runs in and wraps a plastic bag around my best mate's face (his face, not his head) like he's trying to "silence" him or something.

It's just immensely fucked. This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers. My girls saying she doesn't feel safe with him down the hall. The kick in the teeth is, like I said, he doesn't smoke so every now and again when he drinks he starts saying shit he really means, like stumbling into the room we're smoking in and going 'alright losers?' So the fact he feels this way AND he's a giant, raving psychotic/possible rapist means there's always a chill of paranoia in the air.

Bit fucked. I just needed to share it. You don't understand... He smells our fear.

Dang mate, sounds like a right nut job there! Could you speak to someone about getting him kicked outta your gaff? Sign a petition or something or just tell em straight this guy freaks you out and that you're scared for your safety. If I were you I'd buy a lock for your bedroom door and maybe invest in a few bear traps!

Peace

Buddy

The halls at a uni? I'm not familiar with these terms but I'm guessing you all share the same kitchen at college. I would talk to whoever is in charge of your building...*Stares at buddymyfriends avatar* lol. Um, talk to whoever is in charge or has power assigning/reassigning peoples rooms about this insane fucking robocop drunk waving knives and what you could do about it without pissing him off so he doesn't kill you... Otherwise, that's a really bad situation man :X At least you have someone to keep you on your feet?

Everybody should own atleast one gun, because of people like this. Is that a stormtrooper fucking the princess from Aladin in the ass?

My brother is just like that, only he's a Marine, and it's like that with his gun. It doesn't help calm my fears that he was the top rifleman in his class, either...

Lock your doors at night!

My exhusband was like that. Army dicks.

well, he's double jeporday, he cant complain about the roomie cuz maybe he might try and bust them. Just go get a bigger knife, LoL

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Originally Posted by bucknuts1870

Everybody should own atleast one gun, because of people like this. Is that a stormtrooper fucking the princess from Aladin in the ass?

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Yes it is, Jasmine the dirty slut!;)

Peace

Buddy

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Originally Posted by B.Basher

This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers.

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robot killers....i like that. officers are all weird.

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans

My exhusband was like that. Army dicks.

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At least you didn't have to work with him too.

The army has lots of great people in it, but i had a few roomies that were fucked in the head.

Why don't you complain to your hall staff or something?

University wouldn't be the same without the army psycho, every Uni has one. I would say don't worry but when ever they appear in films they end up killing people.

which uni u studying in?

creeepy. you could easily get him kicked out if he's threating people.

the only badass officers are the ones who are trying to be officers so they can fly jets.

this guy is fuckin psycho! pardon my language.

Get him sectioned lol

Oh man...those guys are my favorites...believe me, it is all show, no action...the best way to deal with a guy like that is to wait till he is good and drunk and he is talking much shit..Go up to him and say "man. I dont want no problems" then when he drops his guard you clock him as hard as you can, and again, and again, and again. till the blood is flowing. That usually puts them in check for awhile. Those kind of military guys were my prey when I was a Marine. Cause I never drank, but they love to talk shit and I love to finish it. LOL

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Originally Posted by geonagual

Oh man...those guys are my favorites...believe me, it is all show, no action.............. Those kind of military guys were my prey when I was a Marine. Cause I never drank, but they love to talk shit and I love to finish it. LOL

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I shall be stealing that sig of yours!

ask him of the army code of conduct and if he is an officer what the penalty is for the charge of conduct UNbecomming an officer.
and you can google it. get the name of his commander.
now who's the looser, as he is military HE is a public servant HE must treat YOU and YOURS with respect. or you can file a complaint.
also talk to your dean about haing him moved.

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Originally Posted by Skrappie

At least you didn't have to work with him too.

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He acted like I worked for him. Used to get up in my face screaming and shit. I finally couldn't take it and rabbit punched him in the throat. That was the end of that nonsense.

fuck it, blow bongs in his face till he passes out, then 'silence' him with a bag... fuckin whiteout..

just get everyone n go see the ppl in charge of the housin or whatever, get them to move him or some shit.. if not, just get like 20 people, and mugg the prick.. haha proper give him a kickin and he'll stop soon enough..

i gotta say its not the best way to do it.. but people like that never learn unless you beat it into them..

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Originally Posted by B.Basher

I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. This also means we arn't able to smoke in our shared kitchen which sucks 'cos it's where we hang out the most.

Anyway, that wouldn't bother me so bad but this dude gets weirder and weirder by the day. For one, he talks to himself. Now that's no biggy, lots of people do it, but we're talking full on conversations with yourself. Also, when he talks it's too fuckin' fast to understand. Like 600 words per minute. A machine gun of speech. When he plays games like Call of Duty 3 you can hear him mumbling commands to the on-screen allies.

It's only gotten extra freaky recently. Apparently he was drunk and ordered a hunting knife off Ebay. He keeps coming into the kitchen with this thing which is the biggest, dirtiest looking blade i've ever seen straight out of Predator, sharpening it loudly right behind us and waving it around with this manic grin. He keeps doing it and my girlfriend is proper paranoid around knives thanks to some bad childhood memories so gets worked up, but he does it more 'cos he seems to have some kind of fetish for terrifying women (he's done it before). It fucks me over. Then yesterday, we're drinking up getting ready to go out and he suddenly runs in and wraps a plastic bag around my best mate's face (his face, not his head) like he's trying to "silence" him or something.

It's just immensely fucked. This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers. My girls saying she doesn't feel safe with him down the hall. The kick in the teeth is, like I said, he doesn't smoke so every now and again when he drinks he starts saying shit he really means, like stumbling into the room we're smoking in and going 'alright losers?' So the fact he feels this way AND he's a giant, raving psychotic/possible rapist means there's always a chill of paranoia in the air.

Bit fucked. I just needed to share it. You don't understand... He smells our fear.

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hahaha this is pretty funny, if i was you id be getting one of those fucking hunting knifes:rastasmoke:

good luck i hope he doesnt brutaly murder you while you sleep:hippy:

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good luck i hope he doesnt brutaly murder you while you sleep

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Me too my friend, me too.

We only have a few months until summer. I think if I set up netting all around my door and dig a trench about 10 metres deep, maybe set up some kind of identity check system we should be all right.

I'll tell you what though, a couple of my best mates got the shite kicked out of them by a couple of muggers right outside our building a few months ago. As soon as our army guy heard he went on the hunt for them. I wouldn't have wanted to see the aftermath of that. He'd grab one thug by the head with one hand and just clench his fist. "I have a crush on you!"

(Yeah, we like to think of him as an Arnie figure, helps lighten the load a little)

Safe for the cool replies chums :D !

make sure you lock your door at night. and never leave your girlfriend alone with him. this guys sounds creepy

Yeah, my brother's in the army and it gets to his head. He thiniks he's so much better and more important than everyone else just because he's in the army. It pisses me off.

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Originally Posted by B.Basher

I'm living in halls for my first year of uni at the moment. It's cool, got all my new close smoking buddies, plus my girlfriend who practically lives with me now. We love smoking up and playing games, makin' music, watching movies. :rastasmoke: Unfortunately we have one more dude in our hall who i'm convinced is most definitely insane in the membrane. He's in the OTC (Officer Training Corp) and is a huge fucker. Naturally, he's the only one of us who doesn't smoke as he gets tests every month. This also means we arn't able to smoke in our shared kitchen which sucks 'cos it's where we hang out the most.

Anyway, that wouldn't bother me so bad but this dude gets weirder and weirder by the day. For one, he talks to himself. Now that's no biggy, lots of people do it, but we're talking full on conversations with yourself. Also, when he talks it's too fuckin' fast to understand. Like 600 words per minute. A machine gun of speech. When he plays games like Call of Duty 3 you can hear him mumbling commands to the on-screen allies.

It's only gotten extra freaky recently. Apparently he was drunk and ordered a hunting knife off Ebay. He keeps coming into the kitchen with this thing which is the biggest, dirtiest looking blade i've ever seen straight out of Predator, sharpening it loudly right behind us and waving it around with this manic grin. He keeps doing it and my girlfriend is proper paranoid around knives thanks to some bad childhood memories so gets worked up, but he does it more 'cos he seems to have some kind of fetish for terrifying women (he's done it before). It fucks me over. Then yesterday, we're drinking up getting ready to go out and he suddenly runs in and wraps a plastic bag around my best mate's face (his face, not his head) like he's trying to "silence" him or something.

It's just immensely fucked. This dude is in the army, which is where people go to learn how to be fucking robot killers. My girls saying she doesn't feel safe with him down the hall. The kick in the teeth is, like I said, he doesn't smoke so every now and again when he drinks he starts saying shit he really means, like stumbling into the room we're smoking in and going 'alright losers?' So the fact he feels this way AND he's a giant, raving psychotic/possible rapist means there's always a chill of paranoia in the air.

Bit fucked. I just needed to share it. You don't understand... He smells our fear.

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A bit of advice...Clean out anything that might get you in trouble (bongs, pipes,stash) and go tell your hall R.A. NOW!!! this guy dos not sound like the most stable human in this world. That kind of behaviour is gonna lead to some kind of altercation,He's gonna get drunk one nite and one of you is gonna say Enough and its gonna be on!! don't let it get this far,be proactive...get him outta there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact here in the States thats called "Terroristic Threatning" and it is a jailable Misdomenior/Felony....Do something NOW!!!

HAHA

stay far far away from that guy!!

no offense to anyone, but i hate all military personnel, i yell shit at them when i see them at the airport or something. they hate being called baby killers. I guess they shouldn't have killed a bunch a babies, not to mention countless women and children as well as freedom fighters (known to most westerners as "insurgents") Fuck em' all. i have never hesitated to harass, degrade, belittle, and otherwise humiliate a uniformed officer of the united states military. i hate them just as much as I hate cops. which is despise to the point of constructing concentration death camps for them all. anyhow i hate them, and i would stab him in the heart with his over-size offensive knife. the only people in society who deserve this treatment are the ones who are trained to give it, police and soldiers.

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Originally Posted by growinforthefuture

no offense to anyone, but i hate all military personnel, i yell shit at them when i see them at the airport or something. they hate being called baby killers. I guess they shouldn't have killed a bunch a babies, not to mention countless women and children as well as freedom fighters (known to most westerners as "insurgents") Fuck em' all. i have never hesitated to harass, degrade, belittle, and otherwise humiliate a uniformed officer of the united states military. i hate them just as much as I hate cops. which is despise to the point of constructing concentration death camps for them all. anyhow i hate them, and i would stab him in the heart with his over-size offensive knife. the only people in society who deserve this treatment are the ones who are trained to give it, police and soldiers.

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Relax your brow. I believe it's (just about) possible to want to be in the army for other reasons than to prove your dick size or to "kill ragheads". While the up-himself soldier cockend may be too frequent for the more composed of us, it seems a little too elitist to generalise like that. At the end of the day, it's considered a service to your country. While patrotism, nationalism or any heroic myth of liberation is far beyond me, i'm not prepared to put a bloke down for it, just as much as I wouldn't want to be branded a useless, pothead hippy beathead. Nahsayin?

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^^^^^^ You my friend are an idiot and deserve to be shot in the dome for that pointless dribble you just spewed forth onto my computer screen. People like you give the human race a bad name. Your generalizing an entire group of people for something you obviously know nothing about. So you hate all cops, all military personel, I suspect you even hate the Coast Guard, right? Baby killers? Freedom fighters? You must be smoking some good shit. Your just another in a long line of brainwashed, flower loving, dick sucking hippie's. You think you know anything about what it is like to over there? Two of my closest friends went into the Marines voluntarily. One served two tours of duty and the other was injured in a roadside bomb attack in which 2 people in his vehicle were killed and he received serious injuries which he received the purple heart for. These people are not cowards. They didn't sign up to go fight in Iraq and overthrow Sadam. They signed up because of 9/11. They weren't in the rear with the gear either. They both were in Fallujah, and they both served on the front lines. They think it is bullshit we are in Iraq but that's where the fight is. These "freedom fighters" are mostly not even Iraqi's they are INSURGENTS if you knew what that even ment you would understand this concept. These in fact are the same people that are involved in terrorism. Police can be dicks, but there are many many many more good cops than they're are bad cops. They don't make the laws, they enforce them. If it wasn't for either of these groups of people you would be even more of a piece of shit than you already are. I guarantee you that you do not berate them in public, your too much of a pussy, plus you would probably get the shit kicked out of you, it's not like you don't deserve it...I'd like to do it myself right now if I knew where to find you.

Ask yourself this, how many women and children have the "freedom fighters" killed with all of their IED's that they detonate in crowded shopping centers and other public places. Why don't you go ask Israel about the proverbial suicide bomber. Your a fucking moron that needs to be deleted from the gene pool. I hope when the terrorists get another go on U.S. soil (which they will) you are one of the casualties of this war. I don't care where it's being fought just as long as they're dying.

i agree

i was gonna say "Whoa whoa.... wait ....you hate the people who defend us?"

i see how cops can be corrupt and some soldiers may be unstable or whatever but...

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Originally Posted by B.Basher

...At the end of the day, it's considered a service to your country.

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education and free entertainment when you are stoned....awesome :)

Wwuurp!! Hope that crazy rant wasn't directed at me, although i'm pretty sure it wasn't. :eek:

feel free to bash me for generalizing, but I feel that going into the military changes people for the worst. I've seen it happen many times. Everyone I know in the military has either turned into a complete jackass prick or they regret their decision more than anything in their life and pray for the day they get out. All I can say is you will never see me "protecting our freedom". It's kinda funny the people that protect our freedom are the same people we need protection from.