I live in an apt atm..
Our courtyard is pretty echoey. Occasionally like tonight the neighbors across the way get freaky, the girl is a little 18 year old and she screams so high pitch lol. Makes me kinda "on" lol. They're pretty quick though.
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I live in an apt atm..
Our courtyard is pretty echoey. Occasionally like tonight the neighbors across the way get freaky, the girl is a little 18 year old and she screams so high pitch lol. Makes me kinda "on" lol. They're pretty quick though.
they might be doing it for a reason you should ask if you can join in lol:thumbsup:
I have (what I think and what all my friends think is) a 35 year old pornstar living in the unit attached to my unit. She has the best fucking ass I've ever seen with my own 2 eyes and she is the typical blonde tanned hot ass pornstar type. Well dammit if she doesn't feel the need to hump her boyfriends brains out whenever I am taking a shower. Their bedroom would be the room attached to the otherside of my bathroom, so needless to say I could pick my Jenna Doe out of a lineup based on orgasm moans alone.
Nice lol. Actually there WAS a time when I was living in vegas, had a girl living downstairs and she was a loud girl too. Couple times I was tempted to invite her up so one day I did, didn't tell her anything it was for just gave her the sexy hint and said, me and the girl were waiting for her. She said she was a bit busy but would be up soon. She never came.. Later she said she was afraid because my girlfriend, maybe it would have been better for me to send the girl to invite her up. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by lagstronaut
Haha, im sure our neighbors hate us. We live in a townhouse with a common wall with the next house, and my girlfriend tends to get LOUD after smoking a couple bowls..
Lol. I had to go to headphones, I'm pretty quite and pretty stealth now when I'm moving around my complex. Wanna see and not be seen. hehe. Kills my high if I get interupted outside my house.Quote:
Originally Posted by EmoRebellion
heh i love being the loud couple...ive woken up my dorm mate very easily most of hte times, he usually just leaves the room...but at my friend apartment, her neighbors asked her the next day if she was making a porno the night before...i laughed/felt like the man...boh
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Originally Posted by lagstronaut
Dude I can beat that one, my little cousin used to live in this neborhood in AZ. Its the middle of the desert and theres mansions and man made lakes at everyone back door very posh, very rich. Anyway one day we was bar-b-qing and a couple nebors come over, actualt there was about 10 nebors total. Any way I see this georgouse blond woman walking up from the house across the street. I see her get closer and closer and I cant stop staring shes soo beutiful when all the sudden she says high. Imedatly I recognize the voice and she gets closer at this point evry thing in my head is going slowmotion. She takes off her sunglasses and I say "Hi Holy Shit Your Jenna Jameson", Fucking Jeanna Jameson lives right across the street from my little cousin. :pimp: :pimp:
and you've done WHAT so far to try to get into her house? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
ask her if she would like to smoke bowl with you.
Try getting the strain called donkey dick.
lol
DAYUM I woulda been like HOLY SHIT BEBE.. LOOOOved you in the Masseuse.. WOW but what was up with that wierd dude, too creepy. kinda killed the sexyness sometimes. Then give her a motor boat hug, I'm sure she's used to it. Leave a tip.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
Nah lol honestly I'm more of a pimpandhodotcom fan..
I have to say, living in a condo sucks. One night me and a few of my girl friends were waiting outside for our guys when we hear "UH UH UH UH OHHH YEAHHH OHHH UHH UHH" that lasts about 20 minutes until it stops and the dog runs down stairs (the stairs are right in front of the door and the main door was open)
Then a while back during a HOT ass summer, I had my windows open and me and my (ex)boy decided to get a lil freaky. I guess I was too loud (my bad) cause my neighbor came knocking a while later to see if everything was okay. I was like "I have no idea what you're talking about" lol.
pull up a chair and watch
These are reasons why it's nice to live on a big lot with lots of space between houses. I don't want to think of our neighbors, a chunky older couple who both carry about 65 extra pounds, going at it. No thanks.
Dude... Relocate to where there's hot neighbors duh.. lol
Yea originally PRUNEDALE is that. Nice tight hills, oak trees and uycs everywhere, if you want to go anywhere. You need a car..., pfft actually a truck if you live some places but everyone loves it here and enjoys the open space. We have neighbors but when we talk we don't use regular voice you have to call lol, and still see them waving. Now I live in town. booo. dees ees boooolsheeet mon. Tyerrd a beeyenquietalldetyme. Wanna be like AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WWWWWWWAAAAAA!! TSSSHH TSSHHH wooop.. lol
ROFLMAO!!!!! i think it would be indeed a dreadful thing to see!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Byrd
I hear my upstairs neighbor on the week ends. . .lol, he hears me all week. . .;)
nah I didnt stalk her but I did flirt with her alot, like you would imagine she is real easy to talk to, specialy scince she so easy on the eyes. She likes to get wasted I noticed as long as their is some crystal, dom, or somethin simular. I get kinda turned off by chicks who just totaly turn trailer park slutty when they over drink(she didnt get that fucked up but I went to a party she threw a couple days after that, she ask me if I wanted to get into the bussiness, Im still thinking about it). I did walk her back to her house the night of the bar-b-q though.:pimp: :pimp: :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by lagstronaut
man... she is Jenna Jameson!!! WTF are you thinking about??? :pimp:
For some reason this sounds highly unbelievable.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
I've met Jenna Jameson before. She's very stuck up but I can't say I blame her. It wasn't at a strip club either. Totally hot!Quote:
Originally Posted by MadSativa
I'm gonna agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingsBlend420
I remeber once I was living in this kind of trashie apartment, and I was having a horrible day, and so was my gf at the time. and we hear teh people upstairs having nasty ass loud sex, you could hear him grunting with every thrust, and her maning so damn loud! I was in a bad mood so afterwards i stormed uo there and told them to please be more considerate next time, that didn't go so well "I DON'T LIKE TO BE FUCKED WITH AFTER i JUST GOT FUCKED!!" I honestly thought I was going to get my lights knocked out! looking back that was a bad idea, but I was having a reallly really bad day LOL
Yea that was a bad move bro. lol I woulda opened the door smokin a joint, you woulda said your thing, I woulda looked around outside to see if anyone was looking and then probably just shut the door without saying anything, and reawaken my member for another loud round of pissing you off lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by potsmokingnome
Back when I was in my first apartment, the girl downstairs was this totally hot redhead who was a complete nympho. She and her boyfriend were always going at it and beyond the normal moans and groans they were very vocal and descriptive."Fuck me in the ass" " Spank me" "Cum in my mouth" "On my face" " On my tits" etc. At first we actually thought they were just watching porn with the volume turned up. Then one day I asked her if she could keep the tv down late at night and she told me she didn't have one. After that I could barely look at teh chick without getting a hard on. LOL
^^that's an awesome story